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CALL 864-4358 TODAY TO PLACE AN AD A Kansas Football Tradition Students prefer skits over school By Chesley Dohl Kansan staff writer Students Group says comedy no laughing matter Eight KU students are spending almost $9,000 a year on an education — but their dream is to become comedians. With majors varying from law to premed, the students organized an improvisational comedy group, Single White Males, this fall. They will debut at 7 tomorrow night at the Renegade Theater, 518 E. 8th St. Another performance will follow at 10 p.m. Six of the aspiring young comedians impersonated, improvised and acted in Murphy Hall last night to polish their routine. Matthew Reiss, Columbus, Ga, second-year law student, is considered the leader of the group. He graduated from Emory University in Atlanta with a degree in history but he said he "I'm studying in the law school, but some of my friends would tell you that law is not my first priority," he said. "I want to do the theater, but I want to do theater on my own terms." smelled money and came to Kansas to study law. Reiss did some acting in Georgia, but when he came to the University last year he decided to get together a group of comedians. His efforts yielded the foursome "Waiters to Be," which performed last year in Lawrence. "Walters to Be" is back on stage again this year, but through auditions they have added four more students to their act. "We're all pretty much hams," he said. "We do some off-beat comedy, so it isn't all your usual stuff. We make fun of science, religion and politics, but we're no real fans of smut humor." Michael Taylor, Coffeyville senior, is an experienced comedian who does magic and improvisation in Kansas City, Mo., clubdoms. His major is English, but he said his dream was to become a stand-up comedian. "People will come up to me and say 'What are you going to do (with your major)?' " he said. "Hey, I'm going to school for four years to be a clown and make people laugh." They have been practicing improvisation since September when they organized their group. The comedy group started as eight men and three women, but Frank Delrosario, St. Louis senior, said the women came to one rehearsal and were never heard of again. "We've always said that if we met 'Saturday Night Live' in a dark alley we'd kick their butts and have their wallets," Reiss said. "The women just vanished. They must've got scared of us," he said; "We're eight white males not by choice but by design." Forum questions relationship policy The improvisational group does a variety of comedy, sketch skits and some juggling acts. But the group said their specialty was improvism. By Christoph Fuhrmans Kansan staff writer Despite the uproar caused by the consensual relationships policy, only 11 people attended last night's open forum about it. The meeting, in 303 Bailey Hall, was sponsored by the University Council policy task force to allow students and faculty members to express opinions and raise questions about the policy. Bezaleel Benjamin, professor of architectural engineering and architecture and urban design, said the low attendance proved the students' and faculty members' apathetic view about the policy. "You're trying to regulate falling in love," he said. He said because of human nature, Don Marquis, professor of philosophy, said there had not been enough discussion between administration officials, students and faculty before the plan was approved. "If we're really serious about conflicts of interest, we'll ban them all," he said. Marquis said the policy did not consider relationships where sex was not involved, such as professors who were friends with students. Bob Friauf, professor of physics and astronomy and head of University Council, said that because professors were professionals, they had a certain amount of responsibility toward students. The task force will use the information from the meeting to help in reviewing its eight goals. Some of the task force's goals are: whether the University should have a consensual relationships policy; quate, and if not, what can be done to change it; $\textcircled{1}$ whether the policy should be limited to a sexual or romantic relationship, or if the policy should be amended to include other conflicts of interest, such as professors teaching their children; whether the existing policy is ade- - whether the policy should be renamed "The conflictual relationships policy"; whether the policy should clearly explain what types of relationships are allowed and prohibited. The task force has until Nov. 24 to present its recommendations to the University Senate Executive Committee. 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