CONTACT ❤ five questions // MEGHAN PERKINS AND HANNAH BALLARD two people. five questions. see how they stack up. // KATY SAUNDERS MEGHAN PERKINS Model and 2007 Miss Miami USA While watching The Daily Show. Jon Stewart was interviewing a bagel. Play the guitar, no question! I love music so much and that's always been an instrument I could marvel at anyone playing anything on, any time. I'd love to be able to play and compose serious music on the guitar. It's very difficult to do. Facebook is actually a guilty pleasure. I hate to admit it - if only because it always feels so unproductive after I've been on it awhile! Also online shopping, reading and I love fashion magazines. I gobble them up. There's a huge unruly stack in my room of all the different editions. I guess the only thing I wish I'd had would be brothers or sisters closer to my own age. I have half-siblings but they were all graduating high school and in college by the time I was born. I was very close to some of my closer-aged cousins, though, so I think they somewhat helped to fill that role. Pay about 50 cents, maybe? I don't eat ice cream. I might take it if it were free and it was a hot day. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME LAUGHED? WHAT WAS I ABOUT? IF YOU COULD LEARN HOW TO DO ANYTHING OVERNIGHT, WHAT WOULD IT BE? WHAT IS ONE OF YOUR GUILTY PLEASURES? WHAT'S THE ONE THING YOU WISH YOU HAD GROWING UP? WHAT WOULD DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR? HANNAH BALLARD Wellington junior majoring in history When we were beating Texas, I was cackling throughout the game and loving every minute of it. Write a 60-page history research paper for an honors thesis. This is what is consuming my life at the moment and is stressing me out. On Tuesdays nights, my roommates and I TiVo Teen Mom and watch it together and make fun of the moms while eating ice cream. I wish my family had had more time to take family vacations together to places like the beach. I would sacrifice my pride and go to a Taylor Swift and Jonas Brothers concert and I would admit in public that I love the Twilight books. kansas in heat // DISCOVER THAI MASSAGE Relationship researcher Mike Anderson tackles the sticky world of relationship advice, one weekly Jayplay column at a time Mike Anderson, Dellwood, Minn., graduate student, is the host of Kansas in Heat, a talk show about sex and relationships that airs Thursdays at 7 p.m. on KJHK, 90.71m and at kjhk.org. *THE OPINIONS OF THIS COLUMNIST DO NOT NECESSARILY REFLECT THE VIEWS OF JAYPLAY KANSAS IN HEAT IS NOT TO BE CONSIDERED AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR PROFESSIONAL HELP Q: What are the best ways to have satisfiesing non-penetrative sex? The goal of the Thai massage is to use your entire body to massage your partner. The first thing you need to do is cover both of your bodies with soapsuds and with massage oils. Then have one person lie face down on the ground on a A: Non-penetrating activities can be very sexual, sensual and enjoyable. One satisfying practice not too many people know about is the art of the Thai massage. towel while the other person lies on top with his or her belly to their back. Don't just use your hands, but use your whole body. Try sliding up and down on your partner. Be sure to vary your strokes, rhythm and targeted areas. Then have your partner lay on his or her back and repeat all the same movements on the front of your partner's body. Skin-on-skin contact with your entire body is one of the most sensual feelings you will experience. You will be surprised and amazed at how great it feels. You can try this massage in virtually any area of your home. You can always put more towels on the ground and use more suds or oils. If you don't like the idea of soapsuds I highly recommend trying scented candles that double as a massage oil. The sensation of the hot oil on your body is also very pleasing. The general rule of massage is: hot + nakedness + slippery = good. Enjoy all the feelings with the Thai massage and enjoy exploring all the parts of your partner. Do yourself and your partner a favor. Get naked, get wet, get warm and explore. Do you have a question for Kansas in Heat? E-mail it to kansasinheat@yahoo.com. // MIKE ANDERSON 11 02 25 10