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GIRL 1 : Leave Britney alone!
GIRL 2 : My boyfriend thought that was a girl saying that.
GUY: Testicles are just funny.
GIRL : Would it be sad of me to cheer that Taylor Lautner is legal today?
GUY : John Mayer doesn't care about black people.
GUY 1 : (cough)
GUY 2 : What's up, Swine Flu?
GIRL : I have to go to Pilates today. My boyfriend wants me to be more flexible.
INSTRUCTOR :
Come on ladies, shake it! Lets test the integrity of our sports bras!
GIRL 1 : I really believe that monogamy works really well for some people ...
GIRL : You're the only friend I would go into battle for free food with.
GUY: But I'm not wearing one.
GIRL 2 : Holy shit, I've got to have this toilet!
GIRL: I like these days where me and my roommate can sit and be civil to each other.
GIRL: Why does McDonald's still do music videos for their commercials? Don't sing about love and chicken nuggets.
GUY : You know what offends me? People who say they're offended.
GIRL 1 : How many people did I make out with last night?
GIRL : I'm offended.
GUY: We will remember this meal forever.
GIRL 2: You mean you don't remember making out with me?
GIRL : Why? Because we ate a bunch of meat and then flossed at the table?
GIRL 1: I really want to try human meat someday. But I wouldn't want to know it's human until after.
GUY : Why wouldn't you want to know? I'd want to know.
GIRL 2: I'd try some human.
GIRL 1 : Do you know her?
GIRL 2: Yeah. She's cool. But it always looks like she just drank red Kool-Aid.
GUY: She's that kid on the playground who always has a Kool-Aid mustache.
UPCOMING SHOWS
// MARY HENDERSON AND ANNA SOBERING
MudStomp Mondays (every monday)
Best String Musicians in town
and $2.50 New Belgium Beers
Feb.25 Lawrence Rocks 4 Haiti Benefit
Feb.26 Alkaline Trio w/Cursive
Feb.27 Sellout! (Lawrence's best party band)
Mar.5 BLACKOUT returns! Doors 9 p.m.
Mar.6 Randy Rogers Band w/ Josh Abbot Band
Mar.11 Pretty Things Peep Show
(advance tickets only $10)
Mar.12 Fast Food Junkies cd release party
Mar.19 Black Gasoline w/Brody Buster Band
and Meatflower
Mar.27 Jason Boland & The Straglers
On Tour With:
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THURSDAY FEBRUARY 18
THE GRANADA 18+ 9PM DOORS
TIX AVAILABLE AT THE GRANADA BOX OFFICE OR WWW.THEGRANADA.COM
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