NOTICE
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**GIRL 1** : I haven't seen all the episodes of "Glee."
GIRL 2 : What's wrong with you?
GIRL 1 : Two hundred dollars on a purse?
GIRL 2 : Coach, baby
GUY : Tucker Max is the shit.
GIRL : Who's Tucker Max?
GIRL: This guy was saying 'Mutasa' and his girlfriend said it back to him. I sat there with a confused look and he said, 'It's our code for when we want to have sex.'
GUY 1 : I get paid on Friday.
**GUY:** What do you do with yourself all day?
GUY 2: So you're taking me to the strip club, right?
GIRL : That's inappropriate for school.
**GIRL:** Wow, Brody Jenner is getting old.
GUY: Do you think your mom will like me if she knew we're having wild, crazy sex?
GIRL : Hey. I don't have sex with just anyone
GUY : Wow, I'm honored.
// MARY HENDERSON
just call us Cleo.
tomorrow's news // BOOK CADDY
Don't take your eyes off the page. Easier said than done.
For those looking to combine
self-propelled transportation and
literature (and who don't fear serious
injury). The Performance Caddy,
which sells for $14.99 at Amazon,
com and Performancebike.com, is a book stand that attaches to bicycle
handlebars so you can read while you
ride.
It's one more way to get in some last-minute reading before class or squeeze in a quick chapter of Into the Wild on a weekend mountain biking trip.
Just don't let the book caddy distract you too much from the scenery. Or the traffic. In fact, if you do hear about this product in the future, it may be because it's caused a bicycle accident. But that extra five minutes of reading on the way to work will be totally worth it.
// ABBY OLCESE
Contributed photo
Read on the road. The Performance Book Caddy allows you to catch up on some light reading, but be sure to watch out for oncoming traffic.
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