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**GIRL 1:** Are you saying you think your notebook is better than mine?
GIRL 2 : No, I'm just saying it's different because it's handmade.
**GIRL 1:** Handmade is a euphemism for less awesome.
GIRL 1 : Meecro-wahhv-ay.
**GIRL 2**: Wait, is that how you say it in Spanish?
GIRL 1 : Of course not! Duh.
GIRL 2 : Fail.
GIRL : He's right at the top of my list of people I don't like. Right next to Tyra Banks
GIRL 1: What if we were prostitutes working together, but without a pimp?
GIRL 2 : Like a co-op?1
**GUY:** I was really bored last weekend, so I watched *Made of Honor* to see what it was like.
GIRL 1: No, like a 'ho-op.'
**GIRL**: Wait, Made of Honor? Really?
What did you think of it?
**GUY:** Well, let's just say I'm glad I watched it by myself.
// ABBY OLCESE
celebritweets // DAVID LYNCH (DAVID_LYNCH) Twitter musings of the rich and/or famous.
One thing I'm working on is a small cabinet made from Douglas Fir veneered plywood. I love wood.
1:34 PM Jan 6th
Someone asked if I liked wool as well as wood. The closest I've come to this is many times, I've felt like a sheep in today's world. 11:55 AM Jan 7th
Happy Birthday, Elvis. 3:18 PM Jan 8th
Hundreds of you are showing your support for the Gehry-designed cultural center in Lodz. Let's make it thousands. #Lodz 4:43 PM Jan 9th
I plan to cut strips of Douglas Fir for trim on plywood and apply Fix-All on a large canvas. What are you doing this weekend?
7:36 PM Jan 15th
@rainwilson Happy birthday to you, too. Rainn.
12:02 PM Jan 20th
I had a great birthday in spite of the rain. Thanks everyone.
1 14 PM Jan 21st
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Googlefight.com allows you to take out any built up aggression, be it from your gripping roommate, nagging professor or sexually frustrating crush. Simply enter two keywords and click "make a fight." While the results are being tallied, sit back and watch two scrawny stick figures (not accurate character portrayals), duke it out onscreen.
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With a roundhouse kick and crossover jab, the winner proudly jumps for joy. The winner is determined by whichever keyword has the most results, and is colorfully displayed as a
like simon says. but cooler.
Bring it on. Or, just in case you're not tough enough to engage in an actual eye-blackening, nose-punching fistfight, bring it on virtually.
Fights are categorized into four categories: "the classics," "funny fights," "fight of the month" and "last 20 fights."
Funny fights show Marilyn Monroe beating Marilyn Manson 2.64 million results to 1.5 million. Classics have Anna Nicole Smith edging out Pamela Anderson by 500,000 results and the Fight of the Month squares off Google and Microsoft. Google destroys Microsoft by 140 million results.
You'll be surprised who is small but mighty, and who's scrappy as hell. Go ahead, duke it out. If you can't throw punches face to face, GoogleFight has got your back.
calculated bar graph afterwards.
// KELCI SHIPLEY
Fight of the month
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Duke it out. GoogleFight allows you to match up contenders and have them battle. The winner is whoever retrieves the most results from the Google database.