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celebritweets // KE$HA (keshasuxx)
Twitter musings of the rich and/or famous.
Men I try to date suck ass * corrected 6.25AM Jan. 12th
Men suck ass
6:25 AM Jan 12th
i need a parrot.
10:40 AM Jan 11th
And the fart was left unclaimed. Little did he know that I saw him commit the crime.
9:00 PM Jan 9th
i just got a teenage mutant ninja turtles snuggie. this is not a test. this is real life shit.
2:37 PM Jan 9th
2:37 PM Jan 9th
boner.
3:00 PM Jan 8th
Id like to challenge Susan Boyle to a televised glitter gun duel... 11:38 AM Jan 7th
// TAKEN FROM TWITTER.COM BY ANNA SOBERING
celebritweets // LADY GAGA (ladygaga) Twitter musings of the rich and/or famous.
pretty genius, big huge man banging on the car window outside the arena,
trying to sell me scalped tickets to my own show. youuuu skalliwag
6 32 PM Jan 12th
Just spent the morning at kuma's, judas priest burger and cheap beer, denim +leather, brought us all together. 3.11 PM Jan 9th
time to drink a bottle of wine and sketch for the new tour. st.louis was brilliant, there's eyeliner on my knee, and blood on my elbow.shady 11:18 PM Jan 7th
thank you to all my fans for voting for me! we won 2 people's choice awards little monsters!
11:17 PM Jan 7th
On the 5th day of the new decade, Bad Romance became my fifth US #1 record! Little monsters free yourselves and celebrate! I love u baby
4.08 PM Jan 5th
To my little monsters! May your only pains in 2010 be champagnes! I love u.
New years resolution: to enjoy life/warhol electroblond xgagaloo
9:49 PM Jan 1st from TwitterBerry
Two shows, about 13 outfits, 15,000 little monsters, and sticky champagne, and I don't care if its miami I'm still wearing leather 9:24 AM Dec 31st, 2009 from TwitterBerry
// TAKEN FROM TWITTER.COM BY MARY HENDERSON
wescoe wit
lol.
GIRL: I'm not a jersey chaser - I'm a jersey catcher.
GIRL : She, like, has to feed cows and stuff and I'm like, 'Come on, live like a real person please.'
**GIRL**: My friend has a thing for girls named Moran.
**GIRL:** I can't help myself I really love those 70-year-olds.
GUY: Captain Morgan?
GUY : My cat's name is Baby Princess Face ... what?
GIRL : No. Just Morgan.
GUY: That's boring.
GIRL: It's my job to role-play and he kept asking me to switch roles. It was an interesting experience.
GIRL 1 : I hope I get As on all three tests.
GIRL 2 : Aids?
**GUY 1**: My friend sent me a text saying she was going to stalk me.
**GUY 2**: That's a scary text to wake up to.
**GIRL:** Oh my god, I'm out of the loop
What is he talking about on Twitter?
GIRL : I got my first sex-related injury!
GIRL 2: I don't understand what you're saying.
GIRL 1 : You have to understand what I'm saying. Like, how can you not understand what I'm saying?
GIRL : I only have five minutes.
**GUY:** He gave it up. He dominated.
**GIRL:** Who knew sports could be so dirty?
**GUY:** What are you going to do with the other four?
GUY : I've been meaning to pay my respects to Billy Mays.
GIRL : God! Why does everyone have a Twitter? I guess I need to get one.
GUY : Oh, sandwich where have you been all my life?
**GIRL:** Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
// ERIN DEKOSTER AND MARY HENDERSON
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