ITALIAN 101
HELPS
STUDENT
ORDEI
PIZZA
RESTA
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exactly what they received, much to everyone’s surprise.
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football and playing hacky-sack.
“They were freaking tailgating?” Ben exclaimed furiously. “Charcoal grill, coozies, Chinese horseshoes... the whole shebang! They're supposed to be helping us here... not grilling hotdogs and high-fiving.”
The faculty did not deny the claim. In fact, Art History professor Michael Fineman spoke with great liberty.
“Did we eat too many Doritoes? Maybe. Throw a little Frisbee around? Sure. But teachers deserve to have a little fun too. And it’s not like it hurt anyone,” said the 46 year-old Fineman. “In fact, I think the students should be thankful... I was so hungover the next day.
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“I swear it was the scariest moment of my life,” Karl Winsey, a friend of Danny's, recalled. “It was like we time-warped into Italy or something. The waiter came over and started talking in Italian! Um... what? I had no idea what to do.” Fortunately for the group, Danny Rivers did.
“I’ve been taking Italian 101 this semester,” Danny explained, “so I was pretty comfortable in that environment. Once I heard him say ‘amici’ I knew he wasn’t mad at us or anything, so I just stuck with what I remembered… ‘saluti,’ ‘il mio nome è Danny,’ that kind of stuff.” After breaking the ice, Danny managed to tell the waiter that he and his friends wanted one very much good pizzas on the large it was.
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Professor Rick Stevens and Dr. Denise Carrol’s. Where was everyone during the last-minute question frenzy? Apparently, tailgating.
According to Senior Ben Higgins, eight professors (including those mentioned above) were spotted in the faculty parking lot behind the school just after noon, watching
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Cliff Runge completed, "It's like they are worried about getting sued or something. Talk about paranoia."