NOTICE
wescoe wit
lol.
GIRL : I just got pee on my New Moon tee shirt.
PROFESSOR:
If you took 21 shots of tequila it
would te-kill-ya.
GUY 1: Are we going downstairs in Anschutz?
GUY 1 : Yeah man, I'm going down on Anschutz.
GIRL 1 : My boyfriend's name is Walter May.
GIRL 2 : He sounds like a bank.
PROFESSOR:
If you were wondering, then yes, all of the genitalia used in this movie are real.
GIRL: If I put my Coke can here, do you think anyone will rooftie me? Oh never mind, I am pretty sure I have an immunity to roofties anyway.
GIRL1 : I couldn't figure out the shopping cart thing.
GUY 1 : Wow, you're like Willy Wonka!
GIRL 2 : Shopping cart thing?
GIRL : The only thing Missouri has on us is that Brad Pitt went there.
GUY 1 : Here's a gold coin.
GIRL1 : You know, when you enroll and pick classes up and put them in your cart.
GIRL 1 : Do you think I am cocky?
GIRL 2: Yeah I like hockey. I mean, I don't watch it much, but my dad's from Canada.
GUY I just found a Cheeto in my cardigan pocket.
GIRL: Please tell me you ate it.
GUY : ... I did.
// JAYPLAY STAFF
tomorrow's news // NUBRELLA
just call us Cleo.
Everyone is trying to reinvent our old reliables. There are new takes on the blanket and the shammy, so why not the umbrella? While it may not be fashionable, the Nubrella makes a statement as a new twist on an old necessity.
Often described as looking like a space helmet, this clear round bubble has many features the umbrella does not. Because the device sits on your shoulders, it keeps your head dry from all of the elements. Tested in up to 50-mph winds, the aerodynamic shape
will not invert like most umbrellas do in strong wind. With the patent-pending shoulder straps, Nubrella can also be hands free, allowing you to talk on your cell phone, sip a drink or carry books.
Creator Alan Kaufman came up with the idea for the Nubrella on a rainy and windy day in New York City. Kaufman observed people constantly fighting with their umbrellas and found the opportunity to change them. Thus, the Nubrella was born.
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in Dana's senior, doesn't see the appeal of the Nubrulla. "They're really practical but they're not aesthetically pleasing at all," Keever says.
But if you prefer functionality over being the most fashionable person on a rainy day, or you've been looking for a perfect gag-gift on par with the Snuggie, Nubrella can be purchased at nubrella.com for $49.99.
Liz Keever, Dallas senior, doesn't see the
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Smilin' in the rain: Nubrella, available at nubrella.com for $49.99.
opens up the market for hands-free umbrellas of the future.
// VALERIE SKUBAL
celebritweets // RAINN WILSON (RainnWilson) Twitter musings of the rich and/or famous.
Twitter sucks.
9:06 AM Dec 5th
I caused a big twit-storm, sorry. I was kidding. Twitter is awesome. In fact Id like to buy it off you for... Let's say 47 grand?
10:55 AM Dec 5th
Oops, sorry. Thought I was sending a text. 1:01 AM Dec 5th
Dudes, January Jones let herself into the back of my Prius & hid there! Scared the shit out of me! I was like "JJ, WTF?!"
12:01 PM Dec 4th
If aliens observed our world they would be all like 'what's this kissing thing?' Its weird that humans smoosh their mouths around like that. 11:35 AM Dec 4th
You know what makes a great stocking stuffer? Old Dogs! Not the DVD of the hysterical movie, but actual old dogs. 7:59 AM Dec 4th
My goal? Own every single thing in the Sky Mall. 6:54 PM Dec 1st
I successfully made an origami penis. Now what do I do? 2:40 PM Nov 28th
// TAKEN FROM TWITTER.COM BY HANNNAH DECLERK
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