CALENDAR thursday, dec. 10th POKERPUB Conroy's Pub, 6 p.m. & 9 p.m., free, all ages KISS The Sprint Center, 7:30 p.m., $27.50-$125 MAYDAY PARADE/ THEREFORE TOMORROW/ THE DANGEROUS SUMMER/ CITY LIGHTS The Bottleneck, 6 p.m. $15, all ages SLICK RHODES HOLIDAY JAMBOREE OF HITS The Eighth St. Taproom, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ THE IRIETIONS The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ E100 / THE FRENCH LEAVES ENJOY THE FRENCH LEAVES The Replay Lounge. 10 p.m., $2-$3, 21+ NEON DANCE PARTY The Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m. $1-$5, 18+ EIGHTH ANNUAL KU JAZZ VESPERS The Lied Center, 7:30 p.m. $10-$12.50, all ages SITCH TACTICS IMPROVOCEDY Wooldruff Auditorium, 7 o.m., tree, all ages friday, dec. 11th "CINDERELLA" JAMILLELA Lawrence Community Theatre, 7:30 p.m., all ages AMERICANA HOLIDAY SHOW LAWRENCE Arts Center, 7.30 p.m., $5-$10, all ages BLEEDING KANSAS BLEEDING KANSAS DODGEBALL OPEN PLAY Community Building, 7:45 p.m., free, all ages RETRO DANCE PARTY THE DANCE PARTY Wilde's Chateau 24, 9 p.m. $3-$5, 18+ AFROBEATS WITH BRANDON DRAPER WITH BRANCHDRAFT The Eighth St. Taproom, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ HAWLEY SCHOFFNER / ALEXANDER SMITH COLONY COLLAPSE / 0, GIANT MAN The Jackpot Music Hall! 10 p.m. $5-$7, 18 "A KANSA NUTCRACKER" Lawrence Arts Center, 7:30 p.m., $12-$17.50, all ages DAVID RAWLINGS MACHINE The Granada, 8 p.m., $21, all ages SONIC SUTRA The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m. $3-$4, 21+ saturday, dec. 12th POKER PUB Conroy's Pub, 6 p.m. & 9 p.m., free, all ages STRAIGHT NO CHASER The Lied Center, 7:30 p.m. $13-$26, all ages SECOND SATURDAYS SECURITY SAJUNDAYS WITH DJ CANDLEPANTS The Eightth St. Taproom, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ Lawrence Community Theatre, 7:30 p.m., all ages "CINDERELLA" "A KANSAS NUTCRACKER" "NOISE FOR TOTS" The Bottleneck, 7:30 p.m. $5-$7, all ages Lawrence Arts Center, 7:30 p.m., $12 $17.50, all ages THE CLUB WITH DJ PARLE" Fatso's, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $4, 21+ MOUTH sunday, dec 13th FANG! / SEX OFFENDERS / HOPELLESS DESTROYERS / DIRTY DAWGS 101 The Jacket Music Hall, 10 p.m. $6-$8, 18+ WITH DAVID BASSE AND OUT Liberty Hall, 8 p.m., $15.50- 20.50, all ages IDAY BOOGIE The Pool Room, 7 p.m. & 10 p.m., free, 21+ POKER PUB SMACKDOWN TRIVIA The Bottleneck, 7:30 p.m. free-$5, 18+ The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ THE VON EHRICS / UNKNOWN SOLAR CROW BOWLING Royal Crest Bowling Lanes, 9 p.m., $1, all ages monday, dec 14th The Bottleneck 737 New Hampshire St. DOLLAR BOWLING ORIGINAL MUSIC MONDAYS The Bottleneck, 9 p.m. all ages The Jackpot Music Hall 943 Massachusetts St. venues // The Jazzhaus 926 1/2 Massachusetts St. The Granada 1020 Massachusetts St. The Pool Room 925 Iowa St. Wilde's Chateau 24 2412 Iowa St. The Replay Lounge 946 Massachusetts St. Duffy's 2222 W. 6th St. The Eighth St. Taproom Conroy's Pub 801 New Hampshire St. 3115 W. 6th St., Ste. D Lawrence Arts Center Community Building 940 New Hampshire St. 115 W.11th St. editor's note // that pertains to the lives of KU students. Wow. This may sound a little cliché (OK, maybe it's very cliché), but it seems like just yesterday that I was sitting down to write my first editor's note of the semester. Now, nearly four months later, the weather has turned from sunshine to snow and I am putting together my final issue as editor of Jayplay. It's been a crazy roller coaster of a learning experience, and I hope you've enjoyed reading each issue as much as I've enjoyed helping to create them. Next semester, associate editor Alex Garrison will be taking the layplay reins, and you can expect more of the same insightful views on relationships, nightlife, health and everything else We've got some great content for you this week. If you're looking for a cold-weather alternative to that frozen margarita, check out Patrick's story on page 5 about winterizing your liquor cabinet. Ever wonder how you got so head-over-heals attracted to your latest crush? Read Hailey's story on page 8 about pheromones, and how they could contribute to the way we interact with each other. Want a good laugh? Wescoe Wit is there for you on page 13. As the semester winds to a close, the pressure of impending final exams, and deadlines for essays and projects can sometimes be too much to handle. If you find yourself in that situation, take a little time to relax and read through the semester's final issue of Jayplay. // SEAN ROSNER, EDITOR tuesday, dec. 18th EDITOR // Sean Rosner ASSOCIATE EDITOR // Alex Garrison DESIGNERS // Laura Fisk, Liz Schulte CONTACT // Mia Iverson, Hailey Osterhaus HEALTH // Kirsten Hudson, Amy Johnson Patrick De Oliveira, Andrea Olsen MANUAL // Francesca Chambers. NOTICE // Hannah DeClerk, Kelci Shipley, Valerie Skubal TUESDAY NITE SWING Kansas Union, 8 p.m., free, all ages **PLAY** // Sarah Bluvas, Zach Getz, Jake Lerman BLUES TUESDAY WITH BRYAN NEUBERRY The Gaslight Tavern, 7 p.m. free, 18+ **CONTRIBUTORS** // Mike Anderson, Taylor Brown, Amber Jackson, Chelsea Johnson, KJHK music staff, Sasha Lund, Landon McDonald, Abby Olcese, Brett Phillippe, Nicolas Roesler, Amanda Sorell CREATIVE CONSULTANT // Carol Holstead CONTACT US // jayplay09@gmail.com JAYPLAY BRAINVILLE TRIVIA The University Daily Kansan 111 Stauffer-Flint Hall (785) 864-4810 1435 Jayhawk Blvd. Lawrence, KS 66045 Johnny's Tavern West, 8 p.m., free, all ages FOLLOW JAYPLAY ON TWITTER AT twitter.com/JayplayMagazine POKER PUB The Pool Room, 7 p.m. & 10 p.m., free, 21+ DOLLAR BOWLING Royal Crest Bowling Lanes, 9 p.m., $1, all ages THE AMERICANA MUSIC ACADEMY JAM Signs of Life, 7:30 p.m. free, all ages JOHN NOLAN (OFSTRAYLIGHT RUN)/DESTRY/A NIGHT IN THE BOX The Jackpot Music Hall, 8 p.m., $6-$8, all ages $1 DRINK DANCE PARTY Fatso's, 10 p.m., 21+ 3 12 10 09