09 CALENDAR thursday, dec. 3rd POKER PUB Conroy's Pub, 6 p.m. & 9 p.m., free, all ages THE JUNKYARD JAZZ BAND The American Legion, 7 p.m., free, all ages TRIVIUM/CHIMAIRA/ TRIVIUM / CHIMAIRA/ WHITECHAPEL The Beaumont Club, 7:30 p.m., $19.50-$21.50, all ages "INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS" TREASURIOUS DARLINGS Woodruff Auditorium, 8 p.m., free-$3, 17+ JAY NASH/ CAITLIN CROSBY/ CROSBYLOGGINS The Bottleneck, 9 p.m. all ages OH OK/ SUEDE BY PERFECTION / JAPANESE GAME SHOW The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ AUDACITY AUDACITY The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ NEON DANCE PARTY The Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m. $1-$5, 18+ friday, dec. 4th "CINDERELLA" Lawrence Community Theatre, 7:30 p.m., all ages AMERICANA HOLIDAY SHOW Lawrence Arts Center, 7:30 p.m., $5-$10, all ages BLEEDING KANSAS BEELEDING KANSAS DODGEBEL OPEN PLAY Community Building. 7:45 p.m., free, all ages "INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS" "INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS" WOODLUIRIOUS Auditorium, 8 p.m., free-$3, 17+ JACOB FRED JAZZ DYSEY / PANDA RESISTANCE The Bottleneck, 8 p.m. $11-$13, all ages RETRO DANCE PARTY Wilde's Chateau 24, 9 p.m. $3-$5, 18+ DISC WITH DJ PARLE AND THE REVOLVER CREW DJS Fatso s, 9 p.m., free $3, 21+ BIG GIANTIC/SONASPHERE The Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m., $10-$12, 18+ HYBRIID MOMENTSSS WITH IGYG BABY The Eight St. Taproom, 1 0 p.m., $3, 21+ RAS NEVILLE AND THE KINGSTONIANS The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $4, 21+ saturday, dec. 5th Conroy's Pub, 6 p.m. & 9 p.m., free, all ages POKER PUB THE WILDERS HOLIDAY HOEDOWN Liberty Hall, 7 p.m., $10, all ages "DISTRACTED" Inge Theatre, 7.30 p.m. $10-$15, all ages "CINDERELLA" Lawrence Community Theatre, 7:30 p.m., all ages "INLORIOUS BASTERDS" Woodruff Auditorium. 8 p.m., $2-$3, 17+ "INGLORIOUS BASTERDS" RICK SPRINGFIELD The Midland Theater, 8 p.m. $37.75-$77.75, all ages EMMIT NERSH BAND/ DEADMAN FLATS The Granada, 9 p.m., $12, all ages THE DACTYLS/LANDING ON THE MOON The Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m., $6-$8, 18+ RAND THAT SAVED The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $5, 21+ THE WORLD The Pool Room, 7 p.m., & 10 p.m., free, 21+ sunday,dec 6th POKER PUB SMACKDOWN TRIVIA The Bottleneck, 7:30 p.m. free-$5, 18+ 85TH ANNUAL HOLIDAY VESPERS The Lied Center, 7:30 p.m. $10-$12.50, all ages DARIUS RUCKER BARRY HUDSON The Midland Theater, 8 p.m., $35-$55, all ages The Bottleneck 737 New Hampshire St. "DISTRACTED" Inge Theatre, 7:30 p.m. $10-15, all ages venues // The Jackpot Music Hall 943 Massachusetts St. The Jackpot Music Hall 6 p.m., free, all ages "STUCK!" Liberty Hall, 8 p.m., $8, all ages JACKPOT HOLIDAY SIP & SHOP monday,dec 7th The Jazzhaus 926 1/2 Massachusetts St. ORIGINAL MUSIC MONDAYS The Bottleneck, 9 p.m. all ages Community Building 115W 11th St. CHUMP WUMP FAMILY NIGHT The Eighth St. Taproom, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ CHOMP WOMP FAMILY NIGHT The Eighth St. Taproom 801 New Hampshire St. The Granada 1020 Massachusetts St. Lawrence Arts Center 940 New Hampshire St. The Replay Lounge 946 Massachusetts St. The Pool Room 925 Iowa St. Wilde's Chateau 24 2412 Iowa St. Duffy's 2222 W.6th St. Conroy's Pub 3115 W.6th St.,Ste.D The Midland Theater 1228 Main St. Kansas City, Mo. editor's note // I was born with severe hearing problems and at- was doomed from day one; I might as well have been the kid who ate paste. I remember being really excited to start "real" school. tended a pre-school for hearing-impaired kids from about age 3. But when I got to be "mainstreamed" into a public kindergarten class, I was ecstatic to get to be with the "normal" kids. Feeling good in my favorite denim dress. I jumped off the normal bus to go into the normal school to be exuberantly accepted by all the normal kids — or so I expected. Like writer Hannah DeClerk, I went through school assuming something was "different" and therefore, by middle school social standards, "wrong" — about me as I continued to self-consciously hide my real personality behind painfully awkward shyness. Unfortunately, it didn't quite pan out this way. What I didn't know till years of social ostracization later was that I entered school cursed with a triple threat to any and all possible popularity. First off, I had to wear hearing aids, which, in the 1990s, were dinosaurs compared to the sleek, feedback-free models of today. On top of that, I was already able to read and so became the geeky teacher's pet — a role I played very well with my super-thick glasses and chubby frame. And did I mention I was the shortest kid in the class? I Perhaps we all could use a dose of self-acceptance to help us with our self-consciousness. But like many fellow socially anxious nerds before me, I eventually survived high school. And I even made it to college, where, gradually at first, something amazing happened — I started to relax. // ALEX GARRISON, ASSOCIATE EDITOR Today, I'm 21 years old and still awkward as hell. But I've finally begun to accept that, even if I am "different" in some way, there's nothing wrong with me. I'm always going to be awkward and shy and even a little bit weird but that's OK; that's just who I am. Check out Hannah's essay on page 15 about how she came to accept herself as she grew up as the tallest girl in her class. EDITOR // Sean Rosner ASSOCIATE EDITOR // Alex Garrison EDITOR// Alex Gannon DESIGNERS // Laura Fisk, Liz Schulte CONTACT // Mia Iverson, Hailey Osterhaus HEALTH // Kirsten Hudson, Amy Johnson MANUAL // Francesca Chambers, Patrick De Oliveira, Andrea Olsen tuesday, dec. 8th NOTICE // Hannah DeClerk, Kelei Shipley, Valerie Skubal SYMPHONIC BAND AND UNIVERSITY BAND The Lied Center, 7:30 p.m. $10-$15, all ages **PLAY** // Sarah Bluvas, Zach Getz, Jake Lerman "DISTRACTED" Inge Theatre, 7:30 p.m. $10-15, all ages CREATIVE CONSULTANT // Carol Holstead CONTACT US // jayplay09@gmail.com CONTRIBUTORS // Mike Anderson, Taylor Brown, Amber Jackson, Chelsea Johnson, KJHK music staff, Sasha Lund, Landon McDonald, Abbey Olcese, Brett Phillippe, Nicolas Roesler, Amanda Sorell JAYPLAY TUESDAY NITE SWING Kansas Union, 8 p.m., free, all ages The University Daily Kansan 111 Stauffer-Flint Hall (785) 864-4810 BRAINVILLE TRIVIA Johnny's Tavern West, 8 p.m., free, all ages 1435 Jayhawk Blvd. Lawrence, KS 66045 THE DUTCHESS & THE DUKE / GREG ASHLEY (OF GRIS GRIS) The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2-$3, 21+ FOLLOW JAYPLAY ON TWITTER AT twitter.com/JayplayMagazine wednesday, dec. 9th UNDEROATH / AUGUST BURNS RED / EMERY The Granada, 6 p.m. $20-$23, all ages "WHAT WOULD JESUS BUY?" Liberty Hall, 7 p.m., $3, all ages POKER PUB The Room Pool, 7 p.m. & 10 p.m., free, 21+ "DISTRACTED" Ibne Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $10-15, all ages DOLLAR BOWLING Royal Crest Bowling Lanes, 9 p.m., $1, all ages ACDUSTIC OPEN JAM The Jazzzah, 10 p.m. $2, 21+ WE ARE COUNTRY MICE / LONNIE FISHER & THE MOBILE SPIRITS The Replay Lunge, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ KIOSK BENEFIT The Eighth St. Taproom, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ TONIGHT $5 SANGRIA PITCHERS WATCH THE HAWKS PLAY THIS SUNDAY WALL TO WALL KANSAS BASKETBALL A man drinking a beverage while a man is bowling. Jo Shmo's Restaurant + Bar 724 Massachusetts St. urgersbeerbocce.com 12 03 09