4B Friday, March 21, 1997 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN 'Hawks and Chiefs can win if they'll just take this advice The underdors really know how to screw up a guy's bracket. But all of the No. 1 seeds are still around. If they all make it to the Final Four, it will be the first time in history it has happened. - Kansas is a lock to win the national championship if: 1. Paul Pierce doesn't get into foul trouble. 2. Billy Thomas keeps the hot hand he had in the team's win against Purdue. 3. Scot Pollard doesn't injure his hand in some kind of horrible fingernail-polishing accident. Let the onslaught of Elvis jokes begin. 4. Syracuse doesn't sneak into the tournament disguised as Providence or Chattanooga. i wonder how people would be responding to the Chiefs' acquisition of quarterback Elvis Grbac if the Steve Bono experiment had not gone up in a ball of flame. Granted, Grbac would not have been my first choice, but he has size and can throw deep, two things Sonny, er, Steve seemed to be lacking. But I'm not sure poor quarterbacking has been the SPORTS REPORTER Grbac will be the third ex-49er quarterback the Chiefs have signed. The first two were Joe Montana and Steve Bono, who had solid careers in San Francisco before coming to Kansas City and suffering a significant drop-off in their level of play. Chiefs' problem. Some have said the reason for that is the absence of Jerry Rice, but that is oversimplifying things. The 48ers haven't had a running game as strong as Kansas City's, so that alone should balance out the Rice factor. It all comes down to play-calling. In that area the Chiefs have been as predictable as the steam whistle; run, swing pass, run, run. In the one game of the year they were creative with their run-pass mix, they handily defeated the Super Bowl Champion Green Bay Packers. In that game, the Chiefs lined up Hill (the fastest guy on the team) in the slot and stretched the field. And it worked. So they didn't do it anymore. Mike Shannahan and Mike Holmgren are masters at calling plays, and their records show it. Shannahan called the shots for the best offensive team ever, the 1995 Niners, and has built a powerful offense as the head coach in Denver. Holmgren watched Brett Favre slowly mature, learn the complex plays and take the team to a Super Bowl. Instead of placing all the blame for last season on Bono, some of it should be given to offensive coordinator Paul Hackett. Maybe that's where the Chiefs should be looking for a replacement. But, unlike their play-calling, that would make sense. Speaking of play-calling, I'm looking forward to watching Kansas football after reading Adam Herchman's interview with new coach Terry Allen last week in the Kansan. Allen said he intended to have a wide-open offense that should be fun to watch. It will be a far cry from last season's "guess which way Henley will run" offense. A bitter Missouri basketball fan, who is used to having nothing to do at this time of year, wrote to The Kansas City Star last week claiming that if California fell off of the map, Kansas wouldn't have a basketball team. While Tiger fans are making speculations that have no basis in reality, I have a few questions about their team: 1. Is there a law that all the really talented players from Missouri (i.e. Ryan Robertson) must go to other schools, or does it just work out that wav? 2. If a shark stops swimming, it can't breathe and will die. If Jason Sutherland stopped fouling, could he breathe or would he die? 3. Is it true that Norm Stewart was one of the people booing Sutherland during the Big 12 Tournament? 4. If Missouri hadn't scraped out a lucky overtime win over Kansas, would anyone have noticed that they had a basketball team this season? Knight accused of abusing players Guard says coach forced him to leave The Associated Press INDIANAPOLIS — Neil Reed is accusing Indiana coach Bob Knight of verbally and physically abusing him and pressuring him to leave the basketball program. "If the choice were mine, I would have returned to Indiana University," the junior guard said in a statement Tuesday. "But the choice was not mine. Coach Knight has made it clear that in making those decisions about my future, he is accountable to no one." Reed's statement also included vague references to Knight verbally and physically abusing coaches and players, although he did not elaborate. Reed said he was made the focal point of the coach's abuse. "Coach Knight has continued his longstanding tradition of verbal attacks and physical assaults on his players and his coaches," Reed said. "I have personally been at the forefront of those focused attacks during my time at IU." Reed's comments were part of a statement announcing that he would leave the basketball program at Knight's request. Knight released a statement through the university Tuesday night, denying Reed's allegations that he had abused players and coaches. Reed would not elaborate on how he was abused, but he said university officials were aware of what he alleged had happened. "I only have the truth as my defense," Reed told WTHR-TV in reference to the allegations. Earlier, Knight told Indianapolis television stations that he met with juniors Reed, Andre Patterson, Richard Mandeville and Robbie Eggers to discuss their futures. He said all four players were told what was expected of them next season, and each was given the option to play elsewhere. Knight said Eggers, Mandeville and Patterson indicated they wanted to complete their careers at Indiana, which lost to Colorado 80-62 last week in the first round of the NCAA tournament. "What I want is for this to work out for these kids the best way possible," Knight said. "I've told them in each case what I think, and they've thought it over and have told us what they would like to do, and we'll just take that and go from there." Knight criticized Reed, Patterson, Eggers, Mandeville and Charlie Miller for inconsistent play this season and questioned their dedication to the program. After Indiana's loss to Colorado, which ended a disappointing 22-11 season for the Hoosiers, Reed said Knight met with him and two other juniors. "Coach Knight told us, 'I think you guys should transfer because you are not going to play here next year.'" Reed said. Reed's departure follows a rocky season for Indiana, which went 9-9. During the regular season, Reed had career high averages in points (12.9) and rebounds (3.0). He also led the Big Ten in free-throw percentage this season, shooting 85.2 percent. HOROSCOPES Today's Birthday (March 21) Learn to serve others this year without getting walked on, and you win. Past obligations cause pressure in April. Are you on the right path? If not, change it by May. Get in shape this summer because September will be intense. Submit your resume for the job you really want. A surprise from far away boosts your self-esteem in December. Get good news on the job in January. Celebrate in a crazy way with friends in February. Aries (March 21-April 19) — Today is a 7. Your assignment for today is to get organized. You realize it's theoretically possible, but you may not know how to do it. If you need help, consult a Virgo. Or hire one. Taurus (April 20-May 20) — Today is a 6. Look at the coming phase as an opportunity. It's your chance to finish up all the stuff you've been meaning to do. You'll be ready to launch all sorts of new enterprises soon. Love will find a way. Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is an 8. Be prepared to move quickly if conditions change. You're great at that because you're adaptable. Remember to keep your standards high. If you want to learn about truth, ask an Aries. Cancer (June 22-July 22)Today is a 7. Your brain is like a vacuum cleaner today. Information is sucked in and stays there. Don't waste this opportunity. Learn something that will help you on the job. This is a fine evening to try a complicated recipe. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) — Today is a 7. There's money coming into your account today This could be pleasant, but you'll have to keep track of the details. If you could get back all the time you've wasted, you'd have enough to do what you want. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is a 7. If you want other people's money, ask. They'll be glad to give it to you, if you help them figure out how much they have. Be careful at home this evening. There's a better-than-average chance that something will break. Don't let the children do the dishes. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) — Today is a 6. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) — Togav is a 5, A friend can provide valuable information today. You might get him or her to run a few of your errands, too. You can be the one who figures out what needs to be done. Or you could delegate that, too. You've got something of a dilemma. You want to play, but you have to work. You should be used to this by now. If you take off even five minutes early, it will be noticed. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan.19) — Today is a 6. Delegate the chores to someone else so you can travel. You think your friends or roommates can't do as good a job as you can, but that may not be true. Hire a professional to handle it. Stop worrying. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) — Today is a 5. Balance your checkbook and pay your bills. If you keep putting money into investments, they eventually can provide a nice income. All you have to do is stash something away regularly. Someone is watching your every move. He or she is offering constructive criticism. Let a Virgo organize your life, and let an Aries make your decisions. You can just sit there and look pretty. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) — Today is a 6. Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) - Todav is a 7. You know how depressed you get this time of year. That's because your talent doesn't lie with putting numbers into rows. You're better at taking photographs of cypress trees in the sunset. NOTE: Horoscopes have no basis in scientific fact and should be read for entertainment only. 100s Announcements Kansan Classified 200s Employment .015 Personales .101 Business Personals .121 Announcements .123 Travel * .131 Entertainment .140 Lost and Found 205 Help Wanted 225 Professional Services 235 Typing Services The Kansas will not knowingly accept any advertisement for housing or employment that discriminates against any person or group of persons based on race, sex, age, color, creed, religion, sexual orientation, nationality or disability. Further, the Kansas 305 For Sale 304 Auto Sales 306 Miscellaneous 307 Want to Buy 400s Real Estate Classified Policy 405 Real Estate 430 Roommate Wanted will not knowingly accept advertising that is in violation of University of Kansas regulation or law. All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 which makes it illegal to advertise "any preference, limitation or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin, or an intention, to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination." 100s Announcements KU Q&A offers individual peer counseling to people who are lebanese, bisexual, gay, transgender or unure. Please call KU Info at 8634506 or Head quarters at 81-2345 for more information. 105 Personals 110 Business Personals Stering Silver Jewelry For Gays & Gals. Hoops, naval rings with charms, toe rings, body piercing rings and more! Ft. Fife. 292 Mass. Hours Monday-Friday 8-8 Saturday 8-4:30 Sunday 12:30-4:30 864-9500 KANSAN CLASSIFIEDS: 864-4358 Our readers are hereby informed that all jobs and housing advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender or unsure? KU QA & offers a confidential support group Wednesdays at 7:00 p.m. Call KU Info at 643-500 or Headquarters at 641-2842 for location. 120 Announcements 120 Announcements FAST FUNDRAIRER - RASE $250 IN DAYS GREEEKS, GROUPS, CLUBS, MOTIVATED INDIVIDUALS, FAST, EASY. NO FINANCIAL ORIGINATION 800/1822-1827 EXT. 33 NUDE RECREATION NODE RECREATION North American Nudist Directory lists 100's of nude beaches, & resorts in your area and around the country. 24 hour info: 1-812-798-4778 STUDENT VIDEOES WANTED, exciting prizes for funniest student video cards. Mail a 3 min. VHS clips to CAMPUS VIDEO CONTEST, Network Event Theater, 148 5th Avenue, 11th Floor, New York. Students enrolled in NET and may will become property of NET and may be used by NET in the future as it determines. Men & Women need in Lawrence area to participate in dozens of different kinds safe, fun research studies. Earn up to $1000/wk. 24 Hour Inf.2.5 minutes! :1-613-879-4778. NEED ########? 125 Travel Spring Break. South Padre Island Last Chance behind beds. Availability March 29-22. Call: (800) 534-7168. A HOUSE IN BRECKENRIDGE AVAILABLE with a living room, 15'/nigh. limited and observations room. $400-$600. 200s Employment 205 Help Wanted Desktop Publisher. Full-time days. Exp. in Quark, Freehand, Photoshop. Drop off resumes Copi 323d or Nairn mifax or bff 823-605 Carter's Children's Wear. Full & pit sales associates. Come to 1 Riverfront Plaza 800 EIE. 800-759-3242. 205 Help Wanted SAILING INSTRUCTOR NEEDED. 6 wk acum. Sail Instructor, Lake Quilvra, KS? Questions? Call 268-987-1500. customer hourly secretary. $5./hr. 15 hr./wk. Wkst have good computer skills. Applications can be picked up at 1149 Haworth. Contact Gretchen at 640-0720. Nanny wants: weekdays, after school care, for women and a baby. if you are 6 months, m possible full-time; if you call 1-844-723-5678. Recycle the Kansan Now hiring cooks, utilizes hot and cold prep. No training required to train. In apply in Person Silin Stockade 1015 Iowa. Local landscape company accepting applications from motivated individuals. irrigation, lawn care, and general experience helpful, but not essential. Call 403-8944 from 8-5. Surrey Landscaping Service is now hiring sea- nature landscaper in person at Surrey Garden Centre 10th & 11th Avenue. summer work program, 1997. Competitive, ambious undergrads be interviewed for summer ob. Approx. $5,800 + for summer. Call 1-800-987- 983. Southwest program. Wanted 87 students. Lose 9-100 pounds. New metabolism breakthrough. Doctor recommended. Guaranteed. $30 cost. Free gift. 1-800-435-7591. Busy Property Management Company seeking part-time office work. Duties include general office procedures as well as leaving responsibility for client needs at $83 per hour; L-1 between 1-5 M-F. 749 1288 ALVAMAR NAUTILUS Now hiring Fee Instructor, M.W.F. 6am to 8pm Monday-Friday. Please email preferred. See Becky, 4120 Clinton Pronto EOE CAMP COUNSELORS Overnight camps in Pocos Nm. of PA Over 40 activities - Seeking general and specialist counselors Part-time bookkeeper 20-25 hours/week. Prior experience or bookkeeping field of study preferred. Also need past delivery parcel number 825. Must be a New Yorker. Jerry at NAPA Auto Parts 819 New Hampshire. Part time help needed calling on behalf of SADD. Work 15-20 hours help $6.00 /hr plus commission, schedule your own hours. Join our Friendly Network! We have a phone number 415-874-1030, 415- 104-10m and fill out an application. EOE and special counselors 215-887-9700 or e-mail: pinetree@pond.com Working couple seeks dependable, reliable individual Mon-Thurs for approx 4-8 hours. Late afternoon to early evening. Qualified individuals must be experienced with infant care and preferred infancy CPR certified. References will be requested. Call Holly after 10:30 am 931-823-8818. 205 Help Wanted *Now hiring, restaurant staff, all positions, all* *shifts. Pay starting at $8.50 and up, depending on* *experience and availability. Please apply in per* *weekly period, day between 2:00 and 5:00 P.M. or* *call 492-2330. Apartment Manager. Rapidly growing management team. Must be able to join our management team. Experience preferred but will train right person. Apply at first position. Pos. Ben 108 North KS. 60944 STUDENT WORK- up to $10.25 ! Nat' I CO. has immediate PT/FT entry level openings in Lawrence & JCOO. Flexible day, evening, week-end schedules. All majors accepted. CO-OP & scholarship Opportunities. Cond. Apply call our JCOO office at (931) 831-7808 (1am - 5pm) $$ SUMMER JOBS $$ BabySister/nanny wanted. Afternoons, evenings, weekends, also Tuesday & Thursday daytime. Starting now. Full time over summer. Must have own car, experience, and knowledge of child development. Send letter, resume, schedule, and reference to Blind Bort 10, 119 Staffer Flint. Brookcreek Learning Center is hiring part-time teaching assistants. M-F 5a.m.-m-noon (toddlers) and M-F 3-5p.m. (preschool). Opportunities include experience in an early intervention inclusive classroom program. Complete applications 850-0222. For more information call 850-0222. A/E/OO DRIVERS, PACKERS, HELPERS Wanted. Excellent to make good money in K.C. area. Experience preferred but not necessary. Will handle delivery of vehicles. Darwin Dairie (914) 602-4957 ext. 255. Graduate Assistantship Position to work with elementary and secondary education advisement in the University Placement Center 2012 hr/jwk, $7.00/hr., starting August 1997. Application deadline April April 1997. Complete job report for 110 Burge Union, or see www.ukans.edu/~upjobs.html Graduate Assistantship Position to work with elementary and secondary education advisement in the University Placement Center. 20 hrs/wk, $7.00/hr., starting August 1997. Application deadline: October 31, 2004. Job description at 11 Burge Union, or see www.ukans.edu/~upc.jobs.html 205 Help Wanted Our busy not for profit home health agency is recruiting care team oriented CNA/chIA's Hauling. Evening hours available. Must have reliable transportation. Excellent benefits and competitive wages. We apply at Douglas County Visiting Clinic, Lower Level or call 814-4633 for Pat. EOEO CAMP COUNSELORS wanted for private Michigan boys/girls summer camp. Teach: swimming, canoeing, sailing, waterskiing, gymnastics, music, dance, sports, computers, campings, crafts, dramatics, or Riding. Also kitchen, office, maintenance. Salary is based on LWC/GWC 1765 Mason. L 00903, 847-244-7650 Food Service Supervisors: 2 positions available @ The Mass Street Deli & Buffalo Bufalo's Smokehouse experience in food service + 1 year experience in supervising. $6.50 per day on hour based on prior experience. Profit share bonus up to $1,000. Apply by September 30th at http://www.massstreetdeli.com/by79. Upstairs (above smokehouse). $$Earn Cash$$$ The Kansas and Burge Uniones Catering Department $8.00 per item M-F 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Come to the Personnel Office, Level 5, Kansas Union for details. Work when it fits your schedule. Kansan Ads Pay SYSTEM TESTING INTERN. Deadline: 4/4/97. Salary $6.30-8.5/hour, 20 hr per week. Duties include install, configure, & customize software products. Participate in system testing & applications library maintenance. Required qualifications partial listing: experience of programming languages, experience in software testing, experience in database programming and/or management. Complete job description available. To apply, submit a cover letter and current resume by submitting example to Kansas Porter Center, University of Kansas, EO/AA EMPLOYEE Reading water meters & accurate recording of amounts of water consumed. HS Grad/GED. Valid driver license. Must provide own vehicle. License plate identification. Available for plate application by 3/28/97 in Admin Sys, 2nd Floor, Hotel, 6 E, 8th St., Lawrence, KS 60044 EOE M/F/D PART TIME METER READER CITY OF LAWRENCE Seasonal worker to provide landscape maintenance for city's parks and public right of ways. $75/hr. Season is now through November. Valid Driver's License required. Ability to operate vehicle and equipment required. 97 to Admin. Serv. 2nd floor, City Hall, G. E. 6th, Lawrence KS, 60044 205 Help Wanted MAIRENANCE WORKER/LANDSCAPE CITY OF LAWRENCE Seeking students majoring in social/ human services fields for hands-on experience & internship credit working with children who have multiple disabilities and significant behavior disorders. Intensive training in behavioral programming provided. Staff will assist in the implementation of a curriculum designed to promote communication, self-help and functional living skills in a residential setting. Positions are live in working five days on and off two days. Salary for 9 week program is $25.00 or $2,500 depending on assignment and work schedule. Prefer applicants with a bachelor's degree and related exp. Call 893-8271 or 4271, ext. 232 or submit resume to: Human Resources, Heart-spring, 2400 Jardin Dr, Wichita, KS 67219 UNIVERSITY INFORMATION CENTER seeks high energy, motivated, super-organized graduate student for Spring and Summer 1997 with possibility of renewal for next academic year. Interested candidates will have no other job commitments. Student hourly position will start immediately at $7.00 per hour. Want individual with wide range of interests, familiarity with KU and community experience, ability to build solid research skills, leadership and supervisory experience, organizational skills, great sense of humor, empathy, interest in helping others. Must be Lawrence resident. Comes by KU info, KU 480, 230-6530, or email combs base with final deadline for applications, Spm, Friday, March 21, 1997. Arabic Language Instructor. Half-time, one year appointment at $30k, with possible renewal up to a total of three years. Instruction of two Arabic language courses; two first-year classes; involve two first-year classes; in subsequent years responsibility will be for one first-year and one second-year class per semester; in coordinated qualifications include native or native-natural proficiency in Arabic and demonstrated ability to teach owl and written language skills. Graduate degree in Arabic language offered by Saharan, Maghreb, or North African Muslim cultures. Initial review of applications will begin on recommendation, and relevant instruction will be provided. American Sikh universities: 104 Liplincott, University of Kansas, Lawn, lwc. Ks. 10635. ECAA/OA employee.