UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Tuesday, December 10, 1996
3B
HOROSCOPES
Today's Birthday (Dec. 10)
Today's Birthday (Dec. 10)
Set your goals high this year. You'll do well with anything pertaining to travel, publications, adventure, romance, higher education and money. That about covers it. Invest in your future in January. There's trouble in April if you don't do what you promised. Schedule your trip for June. Make a career move in August so you're on the right track by October. An insider tip gives you the edge in November.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Today is a 9.
Whatever you want to do, or have, begin it. If you can't afford to take off on your cruise yet, at least decide where you want to go. Discuss it with an older person who sort of loves you. There may be a way to follow your dreams and make money simultaneously.
Capricorn Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 5.
There's a great deal of pressure on you. Ask a colleague to intervene or suggest a good attorney! A private conversation tonight would be relaxing and informative. Learn how to use your experience in a new and different way.
is a 9.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb.18) - Today
The tension should be easing, but there's still plenty to be done. New friends can help you turn a challenge into a pleasure, or can give you pleasure. Your mate or business partner may demand more independence. Don't worry, it'll make your relationship more interesting.
Plsces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Today is a 5.
There might be too much activity to suit you. Fit some quiet time into your schedule. To get a job done, you may have to hide from an older person who likes to talk. Encourage a friend who's in a bouncy mood. Then sit back and watch the show.
Arles (March 21-April 19) · Today is a 9.
This is a fabulous day for you.
Travel may be required, but it'll be lots of fun. Chances are good you'll make lots of new friends. You're also very lucky in love. Don't push to get a commitment yet. If it's right, that will follow naturally.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) - Today is a 6.
If you need more income, get more education. Talk to your partner about it today, then take decisive action. A gamble brings money into
somebody else your account. If that works for you, go ahead. Meanwhile, keep your love life private.
Gemini (May 21-June 21) - Today is an 8.
You may be strongly attracted to another person and you'll have trouble concentrating. If you can't think of anything to say, encourage the other person to talk. You'll make a great impression. Besides, what you learn now will come in handy later.
Cancer (June 22-July 22): Today is a 6.
A friend may fail to show up today, leaving extra chores for you. You can't do everything, so delegate. Your mate will be more willing to share confidential information after the work's been done. Make time for a talk late tonight. A special fun may come after the talk.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) - Today is a
9.
Things that looked terrible only a few days ago may start to seem silly. Your mood has improved and so has your luck. In romance, you can hardly lose. You may get lucky. You may not get everything you want, but it won't hurt to ask. Don't be too possessive.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sep. 22) - Today is a 5.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) - Today is a 9.
Your heart may not be in the job today. Luckily, you'll be in a more businesslike mood tomorrow, so you' ll be able to catch up. Meanwhile, make sure a domestic disagreement gets resolved. You may have to bend a little and allow some variety in a routine.
Go out of your way to contact your brothers and sisters. They're your greatest source of inspiration, motivation and relaxation. If you're looking for love, one of them may know just the person. If you don't have siblings, your close friends count.
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) - Today is a 4.
You may not get a moment of privacy today. And it's a rotten time for secrets. You might even feel like calling the reporters yourself. A gamble could pay off, especially if you know what you're doing. Avoid loan-sharks. Your experience makes the big difference.
NOTE: Horoscopes have no basis in scientific fact and should be read for entertainment only.
WEIRD NEWS
The Continuing Crisis
In June, the Houston Health and Human Services Department warned of a local diarrhea outbreak caused by cyclospora. The department said that two clusters of cases had been reported, the first among a group of executives of the natural gas industry meeting at a local club.
In June, the Arkansas State Medical Board ordered Waldo, Ark., family physician Jewel Byron Grimmett Jr. to start keeping written records. At a hearing, Grimmett told board members that he has kept all patient histories, including prescription records, only in his head for the 35 years he has been practicing medicine. Grimmett avoided license revocation because he is Waldo's only doctor and because, according to him, he treats about half his patients for free.
In March, after the parents of Huang Pinjen, 27, and Chang Shu-
mei, 26, of Kaohsuih, Taiwan, refused to bless their wedding, the couple opted for suicide. They drove a car off a cliff but survived; tried to hang themselves but survived; and leaped from atop a 12-story building but survived, landing on an adjacent roof, suffering multiple fractures. In April, the parents reconsidered.
On May 23, the bodies of two Dominican Republican nationals were discovered, one near JFK Airport in Long Beach, N.Y., and the other about 10 miles from Miami International Airport. Both had grease marks, and after investigations, police in both places said they believed that the men had fallen from the wheel wells of airliners, where they had stowed away hoping to illegally enter the United States.
Least Competent People Fifteen New York City police officers were indicted in July, and as
many as 700 other city employees are under investigation for not paying federal taxes. The cops had bought false legal documents for $900 to $2,000 each from scam artists who had convinced them that, despite the fact that they were police officers, they could legally claim not to be subject to government jurisdiction. In each case, the city payroll office unquestioningly accepted the form and did not withhold federal tax, in some cases for up to four years.
Oslo, Norway, police inspector Leif Ole Topnes admitted in July that the police department's body-search techniques weren't good enough. He was referring to a male prisoner having been locked up for two weeks in the women's jail despite having been body-searched at the Sola Airport and then strip-searched at the jail. The man was wearing female makeup and had hormone-treated breasts, but Topnes admitted that otherwise he
obviously was a man and should have been detected as such.
Jeffrey J. Pyrcloch, 19, and an accomplice were arrested in May in West Lafayette, Ind., on theft and fraud charges. Pyrcloch reportedly cashed checks that he had written with disappearing ink, apparently believing the checks would be blank by the time they were presented to the bank for collection. However, traces of ink remained, and police said Pyrcloch would have had a better chance of getting away with it if he had not used checks pre-printed with his name and account number on them.
In April, Edward Lopez, 19, and Eric Harb, 18, were arrested in Lincolnwood, Ill., after police were called to a Summit department store. According to a clerk, the two men had approached him and politely asked if he would permit them to pay for clothes with a stolen credit card.
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