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Wednesday, February 21, 1996
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Horoscopes
Today's Birthday (Feb. 21).
Your lesson for this year is about love and money. Take care — this could be expensive. You should get the picture by the end of April.
Make a commitment in May. Anticipate changes pertaining to romance or your children in July. Legal matters will go well in September. You can get a promotion or a new job in December, if you pass the test. Friends can help you achieve a dream in January. A crazy idea works in February.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). A lively discussion with a loved one this morning could lead to an adventure later. You may be forced to do something that you've been thinking about but were afraid to try. Haste around lunchtime could lead to breakage, so take care then.
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
This is a very busy day for you.
Besides having a crisis at work to deal with, you may have a secret admirer. Mispelled passion could be dangerous. Pick your time, and your accomplice, careful. Bet
ter to be safe than sorry.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). This would be a fabulous day to stay in bed. If you're lucky enough to be able to do that, congratulations! You'll have to work like a banshee Friday and even Saturday anyway, so might as well play as much as possible today.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Use what you've learned recently to settle an argument with a roommate. He or she may have good intentions but not enough information. Discuss your differences over a late dinner for two, and you may reach a nice compromise.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You'll need all the extra brain power you can get to solve a financial puzzle. You may have been spending more than you're bringing in. Part of your investment should pay off. Go backward to win instead of going forward.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20).
You may be tempted to purchase
something you really can't afford today. Just because you're buying it for someone else doesn't make it OK. Talk to your boss first. By taking on extra chores, you may qualify for more money.
Aries (March 21-April 19).
You should be in a fabulous mood today. There's lots to be done, but you're up for it. You're especially lucky in love tonight, so call your sweetheart early to cinch the date. If you need anything, authority figures will be in the best mood at midday.
Taurus (April 20-May 20).
There's something that needs to be done today, and you're going to have to do it. No more excuses.
If you're wondering what it could be, just ask your true love. He or she will not hesitate to offer suggestions. Your boss may have a few ideas, too.
Gemini (May 21-June 21). A meeting could have pleasant consequences. It looks as if a romantic relationship could be nurtured. Maybe you ought to make a date for dinner to discuss the possibilities further. Don't even try to get together for lunch: too many complications.
Cancer (June 22-July 22).
Your boss or another older person could be difficult to get along with today. Be patient, but don't let yourself be treated like a doormat. If quick action is required, don't argue. You can kiss and make up later tonight.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). This is a marvelous day to travel, especially in connection with sports activities — too bad it's a Wednesday. If you get to go, you'll probably win. If you can't go, make up for it by doing something physically active tonight.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). If you're stressed about money, take a breather. You may not have to carry the load by yourself. Discuss the matter with someone who loves you. This is just a temporary setback to your long-term plans. It may lead to a better idea.
Note: Horoscopes have no basis in scientific fact and are for entertainment purposes only.
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MANHATTAN — Former Kansas State defensive coordinator Bob Cope was hired back to his old job, and Brent Venable was named linebacker coach for the Wildcats.
hired Monday as assistant head coach and defensive coordinator at Florida, and Jim Leavitt, who was named head coach at South Florida in December.
He spent the last five years at the University of Southern California and at Baylor. He has more than 30 years of collegiate coaching experience.
Cope, 59, was the defensive coordinator and associate head coach on Snyder's original staff at Kansas State in 1989 and 1990.
Venables, 25, was a starting linebacker for the Wildcats in 1992.
He spent the last two years as a graduate assistant coach under Leavitt.
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