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Thursday, February 15, 1996
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Horoscopes
Today's Birthday (Feb. 15). Be practical this year and you'll be able to do more. Start right now by setting career goals. Don't hesitate if you have to get more training; an educational setting could nurture true love. Invest in your future in March and again in July. In August, heed you partner's advice. A reunion could spark new romance with an old friend in December. Use what you've learned to pay a debt and start anew next January.
By Linda C. Black
Aries (March 21-April 19). A social gathering could produce a valuable business tip. Don't form a partnership today but a friendship should turn out fine. You may be attracted to a person who can help your career. That's a challenging but interesting relationship.
Taurus (April 20-May 20). You may be stuck in a stalemate with your partner. To make matters worse, you may be under pressure to learn something you don't even want to know! Talking with a group of good friends will help release your frustrations, and tonight's the time to do it.
Gemini (May 21-June 21). Even the most constructive criticism could backfire. You might create an impression just the opposite from the one you intended. Shrug off an insensitive remark yourself. Better check on money in a joint account. It may be leaking out.
Cancer (June 22-July 22). Even within
strict rules and regulations you might into a way to do something nobody else thought possible. Talk out your goals with a friend who knows more about business than you do. In romance, tell the one thing you've been holding back about money.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). If the problem has never been solved before, it could take a solution that's never been tried. Don't wait too long. Most conditions are in your favor but hard work is also required. If you're looking for a new love, investigate a whole new area.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sep. 22). If you're struggling with a new program, it should start getting easier soon. In romance, this is a good evening to listen. A friend may be having problems. If the situation is financial, don't offer money. Give plenty of free advice!
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). If there's something you've been putting off, do it. It may be easier than you thought. Balance a conflict between home and work by giving domestic chores top priority. Meet a new friend tomorrow night instead, and it will go more smoothly.
*Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). A problem at home is most likely because of stubbornness. Listen to the other person's opinion even if you already know you don't agree. Although a romance with a co-worker might be fun, it probably won't last long. Stick with one who
understands you better.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Be careful with your financial resources. Don't spend money on clothes that could help your career if you need something at home. Send your good idea off in a letter during the next couple of days. After that, other matters may require your attention.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). If you're thinking of buying a new gadget wait until tomorrow or the next day. Right now, finish up something else you're doing. Avoid an explosion in romance tonight. If the relationship is worth keeping, don't attack the other's obvious weakness.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Pay your taxes or other fees this morning. Once they're out of the way you'll be more creative. There are other deadlines that have to be met, too. You may not have much time for your pet projects until after the other stuff is done.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). Older people will be a good source of information today. Discuss a problem and you may find out what you're doing wrong. Don't spend all your money on gifts for somebody you love. You may have forgotten expenses that are coming soon.
Note: Horoscopes have no basis in scientific fact and should be read for entertainment only.
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"We've had some success with Bill, including an 11-5 playoff team
Modell redecorates Browns' new home; removes Belichick
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BALTIMORE — Art Modell has a new home. Now he needs a new coach.
"The move to Baltimore offers us a new beginning, a fresh start," Modell said in a statement. "And we want to do everything we can to get to a higher level of play as soon as we can.
As expected, the owner of the NFL's Baltimore franchise, formerly the Cleveland Browns, fired coach Bill Belichick yesterday but did not name a replacement.
in 1994. However, I believe to get to the next level, a change at head coach is necessary."
Modell was en route to Baltimore this afternoon and not immediately available for further comment.
Ted Marchibroda, who coached in Baltimore during the 1970s and led the Indianapolis Colts to the AFC
Joe Bugel and San Francisco 49ers defensive coordinator Pete Carroll are also possibilities.
championship game in 1995, is considered a candidate to replace Bellichick.
Art Modell
Owner of Baltimore's NFLfranchise
Don Shula, the winningest coach in NFL history, has removed himself from the list of candidates.
The Brown's went 5-11 last season, losing seven of their final eight games after Mode ll announced
intention to take the franchise to Baltimore. It was Cleveland's fourth losing season in five years under Belichick.
The 43-year-oldBeldelichick was 37-45 with t he Cleveland Browns. He took
over the team in 1911 after 12 seasons with the New York Giants where he rose to defensive coordinator. He went 6-10 in his initial season at Cleveland.
Oakland Raiders assistant coach
The Brown's, a wild-card entry, beat New England before losing to Pittsburgh in the second round.
After two straight 7-9 seasons, the Brownsoared into the playoffs in 1994 behind a defense that surrendered an NFL-low 204 points.
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