8B Wednesday, February 14, 1996 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Horoscopes Today's Birthday (Feb. 14) If you want to work or study overseas, apply now. In March, shop carefully for a good investment. June's excellent for love. Review an agreement in August. Make a change in December that you can live with for a while. You should see your dreams materialize then without much further effort on your part. Stay on course through January or you may louse it up! Stick with what works, even if it is unusual. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You've had some major problems to deal with lately. You've probably been so busy you don't have time to keep score. Well, you won. Actually, with your attitude, you can't lose! Set up a private meeting with your favorite guru for very late tonight. Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You might be happiest curled up with a good book today, or going fishing. Or maybe you can find somebody cuddly to take with you on the fishing trip, and leave the book at home. There's no need to rehash an old issue a thousand times. Start over. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). This evening, you need to have an extensive intellectual dialogue, in which you discover 18 new ways to describe the meaning of life. Plan ahead so you can do this with somebody who excites you both physically and mentally. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). You have a great sense of humor, but you're subtle. Tonight, take action. You've held back your true feelings long enough. Your own home is the best place for an intimate conversation. You may have to cook dinner, too. Include something sinfully delicious. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). This is a great day for a party. To add spice, invite people who don't agree. Feed your need for new ideas by including some who don't fit any known category! Your luck in love is excellent right now, but don't make any major commitments after dark. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). You always have an interesting opinion. Sometimes, however, you prefer to keep it to yourself. If that's the mood you're in today, you don't have to get together with the whole gang. If you want company, call a person who brings out your cuddly side. Aries (March 21-April 19). Make time for playing and getting a little exercise today. Later tonight, you could give your brain cells a workout, too. And you might as well include a little romance while you're at it. Don't forget to take along the chocolates. Taurus (April 20-May 20). On one hand, you need to be responsible in order to make it in the world. On the other hand, you have to stay light about it or you'll get an ulcer, and they're expensive! Relax, and ask your best friend for a foot rub. That will dissolve your worries in a flash. Gemini (May 21-June 21). Fill your home today with brilliant conversationalists like yourself. Discuss the latest news and the myriads of possibilities it evokes. Focus on a cutie you'd like to convince to your way of thinking. Your chances of success are excellent. Cancer (June 22-July 22). Since you'll get so much done next week, be frivolous today. For example, take a two-hour bath and read a romance novel. Or find a way to trade the novel for the real thing! You have permission to get wild and crazy in the privacy of your own home. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Today, hold your responsibilities lightly. If you're looking for a workable plan, trust the advice of an honest friend. And if you're looking for true love, go where athletes congregate. You'll get along really well with another good sport like yourself. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). If you transcend your nervousness and learn to enjoy that tickly feeling, you'll be able to do just about anything. Or you could turn down all invitations in favor of peace and quiet. Ask a gentle friend to share it, and don't forget the carob kisses. Note: Horoscopes have no basis in scientific fact and are for entertainment purposes only. DILBERT® By Scott Adams AS A CO-OP EMPLOYEE, YOU CAN'T EXPECT THE SAME LUSH CUBICLE. ENVIRONMENT THAT THE REGULAR EMPLOYEES ENTOY YOULL BE SHARING THIS CUBICLE WITH OUR OTHER CO-OPS %y% © 1900 United Feature Syndicate I HEARD THAT THE NEW CO-OP ONLY LASTED ONE DAY. HE DIDN'T FIT IN. Nicklaus may end championship run The Associated Press Unless Nicklaus plays extremely well in the Open and in the Masters in April, he'll skip the British Open, making it the first time since 1961 he has missed one of the four major championships. NEW YORK — When Jack Nicklaus holes his final putt at the U.S. Open in June, it likely will end one of the greatest streaks in sports. Nicklaus played in his first U.S. Open in 1957 as a 17-year-old high school kid. He got into his 40th consecutive Open at Oakland Hills in Michigan this year on a special exemption from the United States Golf Association. That run of 138 consecutive majors started with the 1962 Masters — four years before John Daly was born. It is a truly remarkable record that likely never will be approached. He said this year's Open probably will end his streak of consecutive major championships. "A lot has changed since then," Nicklaus, 56, said Monday about that first Open. Nicklaus is entered in the British Open at Royal Lytham & St. Annes in "I still consider myself a golfer. But I think I can do this better than I play golf." Jack Nicklaus Speaking about his golf equipment and design company England this July, but he said he'd go only if he were playing competitively. "I if play well in the Masters and in the U.S. Open, you're wondering if I will play in the British Open?" Nicklaus asked. "Yeah, probably will." Nicklaus, speaking in a conference call from his North Palm Beach, Fla., office, wasn't specific about what playing well meant, but it's a safe guess he would need a Top 20 finish in both the Masters and the Open to convince himself to go to England. And he hasn't finished better than 27th in a major championship since the 1900 Masters — 24 majors ago—and has missed the cut in a major 10 times since then. By skipping the British Open this year, Nicklaus will end an incredible streak in the four professional major championships. He has 136 straight going into the Masters in April, and it will reach 138 with the U.S. Open. Nicklaus has played in the four professional major championships — the U.S. Open, British Open, Masters and PGA Championship — 143 times, beginning with the 1957 U.S. Open. He has won a record 18 major championships, taking the Masters six times, the PGA five, four U.S. Opens and the British Open three times. He also won the U.S. Amateur twice. Nicklaus won his last major championship at the Masters in 1986 and last made the cut in all four majors in the same year in 1991. Nicklaus called his victory in the 1986 Masters his greatest moment in golf. "It was my last win on the tour and my first win in two years," he said. "It was at a point in my career when nobody expected me to win, including myself. It was very special." Nicklaus, who will play in the PGA Championship this year, said he probably would play in another PGA Championship along the way. But he indicated that he likely would not return to the U.S. Open unless he played his way into the tournament. "The USGA has been very kind in granting me an exemption," Nicklaus said. "I certainly don't expect them to offer me another. I would honor it, but I'd rather play my way in," he said, indicating he'd rather not be offered another special exemption. "I still consider myself a golfer," Nicklaus said. "But I think I can do this (run his equipment and design company, Jack Nicklaus/Golden Bear International) better than I play golf. That's probably why I haven't played as much golf." 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