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Monday, January 22, 1996
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Horoscopes BY Linda C. Black
Today's Birthday (Jan. 22). You should spend more money on your sweetheart in March. Upgrade your job skills then and in April. Put down roots in May. Fall in love again in June. Work in July, and make a big decision in August. Save in September so you can travel in October. You may get a promotion in October, if you're qualified by then. A friend could surprise you in December. Somebody else's catastrophe works to your advantage in January.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Look up the information you need today. To know where to start, trust a hunch. You'll have to use intelligence and intuition to get a tough project done on time. Take care when you're working around the house tonight. Neglect could cause breakage.
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You may not be able to do what you want at home this morning.
You hate that. Don't worry, you can put in the corrections tonight.
Meanwhile, there might be an error in something you're learning.
Check your data carefully before you pass it along.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Your objectivity may be clouded today by your emotions.
Don't you just hate it when that happens? The antidote is to do a good deed. Fussing about someone else will make you feel much better! And it may come as a
pleasant surprise to the recipient.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). You could make positive strides toward your long-range goals today. Ask a wise person to explain what you're missing. There is something, you can bet on it. It may be necessary for you to buy a new piece of equipment. Get the best warranty policy.
Aquarins (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Communicating through conventional methods may be frustrating today. If there's something you've been unable to accomplish, maybe you're going about it the wrong way. Rejecting an "unreasonable" option could be your problem.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20).
You are not one to argue, preferring to let people find out what you know the same way you did.
You listened to your heart. Today, if anybody gives you a bad time, tell him or her listen to their's.
Postpone making a group decision for a while, if you can.
Arles (March 21-April 19). You will probably see a strange combination of logic and emotional outbursts today. You are a person of action and might be frustrated by this turn of events. Practice being patient. Projects started now won't turn out as planned anyway.
Taurus (April 20-May 20). Is there anything you need to do to ensure your own protection? Listen to the economic analysts, but
also rely on your own good judgment and gut-level instincts. Stick with what works, but do it a different way. A social event tonight might lead to romance.
Gemini (May 21-June 21).
You are a curious and intelligent person, and you might be surprised to find you've missed a cue. This could be a good opportunity for you. Broaden your own base of understanding by taking another's person beliefs into serious consideration.
Cancer (June 22-July 22). Not only would a generous gesture help somebody else today, it might keep you from getting the blues. Meanwhile you and an old partner may have a misunderstanding. Get a friend to help you clear it up so you can move on to other things.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Don't laugh at anybody today, even if you think he or she is wrong. Even the most ridiculous practices are often based on a grain of truth. If you can figure out what it is, you could be quite surprised. It could be the very key to the success you've been seeking.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). A friend may need your assistance today. Keep an eye open, since that one may be too shy to ask. A project you're working on with your sweetheart may run into a glitch. Fortunately, this complication could turn out to be a lucky break for you both.
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By Scott Adams
THE COMPANY ANNOUNCED
A NEW COMPENSATION
PLAN TODAY. BONUSES
WILL BE PAID ONLY TO
THE TOP TEN PERCENT
OF THE EMPLOYEES
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IN RELATED NEWS, 89%
OF THE EMPLOYEES
RESIGNED IN BITTER
DISGUST THE TOP TEN
PERCENT ALSO LEFT,
REALIZING THEY COULD
THIS COULD HAVE AN IMPACT ON THOSE OF YOU WHO REMAIN.
GET BETTER JOBS ELSE WHERE.
WE GET THE BONUSES?
Iowa State ends Missouri winning streak
The Associated Press
13-4 overall and 2-1 in the Big Eight.
Kelvin Cato added 13 points, nine rebounds and three blocks for Iowa State, which broke Missouri's fivegame winning streak. Iowa State is
AMES, Iowa — Dedric Willoughby hit five of Iowa State's season-high nine three-pointer baskets to lead the Cyclones past Missouri 73-62 yesterday.
Missouri guard Jason Sutherland, who had averaged 22 points and shot 55 percent during the streak, finished with just four points on 2-for-5 shooting against tough defense by Jacy Holloway. Kelly Thames led Missouri by scoring 20 points and Derek Grinm scored 12. Missouri is 12-5 overall and 2-1 in the Big Eight. The 62 points were a season low.
The 62 points were a season low
for the Tigers.
Iowa State jumped to a 9-2 lead as Missouri committed six turnovers in the first 4.5 minutes. Reserve Joe Modderman hit two 3-pointers to help Iowa State build a 20-10 lead.
Willoughby sank a free throw and hit a 3-pointer to start a 10-2 run that stretched the lead to 63-46 with 5:32 to play.
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Leagues forming now Leagues begin Jan. 22
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Trip includes: 7 nights hotel, Round trip air fare from Kansas City, Daily
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Spring Break Bahamas Party Cruise 7 days & 270.00
Includes 15 meals an dn 24 guests! Great retreat/night life! Leaves from Ft. Lauderdale, http://www.
springtravelrepeat.com/1-869-678-368.
Spring break specials. Carnac and Jamaican 111% lower price package. Tailgats, airfare at $420-800
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Spring Break Panama City 8 days, room w/kitchen.
$119.00 up! walk to best bars! stay in Key West, *K*.
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130 Entertainment
Free party room for 20-200 at Johnny's.842-0377
Learn how to ride horses. English or Western. Discount for KU students. Ride twice a week Feb 6–May. Time by appointment. $175 ($300 value). Call Joy (913) 504-8180. Leave message.
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200s Employment
205 Help Wanted
Accounting office; part time clerical position, 7/18
Accounting with some Sats. Cajmil Jim Sizer
862-57-29
Lee Donald Shop Inc in now seeking friendly people for card party, similar to our office. We need someone with 2 years' work experience (W 3700, W 3800).
Childcare wanted: 2 one-year-olds, our homes,
M W 11-3, TR 8:30 to 12:30, 45.50 hr. to start.
Caller at Hiair 814 - 8655.
Hiring students to contact alumni 6-5-04-09 pm. $1.69/hour.
Hiring students to continue returning students:
Hiring student Bones Storer $12,500/Hour.
Hiring students to contact shulai 5:45-04 pm. 15.15p
plus bonuses. $4.25 rate for returning students.
Please call Shannon Stone 832-9080.
Housekeeper needed
Three to four hours per week
Call 842-1343 after 2pm.
Looking for friends to stay with my two children after school. Mon-Pe, Fr-Th 8:15 to 3:00. Must have been in public school or pre-K.
man or Women to do housework. Must have transportation. must be honest. Experienced. Need references.
Part time now. Full-time in summer for answering phones, allowing apartments, and general office work. Fully payable by employer.
205 Help Wanted
Part-time lunch room teacher and sub positions available. Variables hour. Work with free mornings/after-noons preferred. Call 842-2223.
Student: Lawrence Bus Co. is being Saitferd drive for the upcoming semester. Must be 21 and have a clean driving record. Contact Date at 942-0544.
SPORTS MINDED needs 8-6 enthusiastic individuals. PTFT positions at $7.50 per hour to start. Perfect for students, must have a car. Call today 1-800-349-1997.
United Child Development Center is accepting applications. Apply at www.unitedchilddevelopment.org. Apply 696 N. Lawrence, KS 60458. EOE
Gymnastics instructions needed now for boys and girls classes at KC gymnast, about 40 minutes from Lawrence). Part-time in AM and PM. Call Eagles Gymnastics. (815) 941-0260.
Couple sends person(s) to provide daemon for our loy. old daughter in our home. Mornings and early afternoons. Close to campus. On bus route. Prefer KU Students. Call 749-0405.
Help Wanted.
Service order writers, wash detailers, and cashiers.
Flexible Hours Available.
Overweight males between the ages of 18 and 40 with percent body fat of 29% or more are needed. 420 will be included for participation. Please call if interested 913-845-1118.
Looking for a responsible "Mary Poppies" type baby sister for children ages 11,10,7 and 2 for Friday nights and some Saturday. Prefer someone who will be here in the summer and next year.
Positions open. Great Jobs for students. Telephone fund-raising for St. Students (Students Against Driving Drunk). We offer early evenings and Sat. mornings. Telephone fund-raising. Call 854-5670 or app at 619 Main St, Suite B. 12.
CAMP LARAUE is a co-oed summer camp in Maine. WomenMen are needed as counselor, coaches, and instructors in field court and watersports. Also in art and music and the arts necessary. Call your office (804) 273-6512.
Seeking self-motivated person for part time position at Lawrence Airport. Fitting and parking aircraft with other general responsibilities. Evenings: 6 p.m - 8 pm and weekends: 9 a.m - 5 p.m. Lawrence Airport Mon.-Thurs. 8 a.m - 4 p.m, no calls.
Part-time office assistant / Leasing agent for apartment and housekeeping, and dependant and have experience dealing with the housing industry at 6.00 per hour. Send letter describing your experience and interests to Hills Apple Office, Office 1012 Emery Rd, RSA, NY 10453.
RECENT GRADS- John Hancock Financial Services is looking for professional individuals for their marketing/sales training program, which is specifically designed for recent college graduates. Call or send resume to 600 College Blvd. 1010, Overland Park, KS 68211; attn. Pam Swedell (918-354-8000).
CAMP COUNSELERS Join the adventure and share the memories at SIMMER CAMP!
Top ranked camps in Piccones of PA need experienced instructors for water and land sports, WIS/La Guardia, Triunix, Climbing, Arts and more 2 hours from NYC. Call 212-365-4907 for Huntington Lane Jenkintown. PA 19677
BROOKCREEK LEARNING CENTER
Teaching assistance needed M,W,P- morning to early afternoon. Valuable experience in an early intervention setting. Required for needed meal preparation, clean transport, dues, and some preparation. Part-time up to 30 mw a day. Apply to Brookcreek Center, 200 Mt. Hepa, Ck8-8022, DOEJAF
CAMP COUNSELORS for educational camp south of Kansas City. Can lead fish, canning, candoing, crafts, games, and many more activities with teaching children 9-14. Must be a certified instructor. Must 10. Must be sophomore or above. $100 plus room and board. For details, inquire by February 9.1966, Wood center, 7005 W. 39th St., La Cygne, RC 60040.
GRADUATE INTERNSHIPS
Work with new business, KIC help entrepreneur with technology ideas get started. Two spots *Marketkeeping*, and *Accounting*. Intern work with client companies considered, 10-20 hours per week @ $10 per hour. Academic credit possible. Send resume immediately to George Parker, KIG, 1615 St. Andrews Dr. 6047
500 SUMMER CAMP OPPORTUNITIES IN NY,PA.
NEW ENGLAND.
Choose from over 30 camp. Instructors needed. Tennis, Baseball, Rocky, Rollerblading, Soccer, LaCroce, softball, Volleyball, Basketball, PE Majors, Gymnastics, Ballet, Lifeguard, WSL water-skiing, Windsurfing, Riding, Ice skating, Biking, Pioneering, Rockclimbing, Ropes, Dance, Jewelry, Ceramics, Stained Glass, Jewelry, Wood-Working, Photography, Radio, Nature, RN's, Chef's, Work-Service. Call Arlane: 518-433-8033.
Are you ready for a fun filled summer? Have you ever experienced the satisfaction of having made a difference to a child's life? Here is an opportunity to answer your questions. Visit Wilderness Camp, two small northern Minnesota children's camps, seek counselors for employment and training in areas that offer activity areas denatale, horseback riding, sailing, tennis, swimming, waterboarding, cane tripping, fishing, biking, and other outdoor activities. For additional information and an application call 1-800-248-3975.
Department has several openings for student field staff available from 7:00 AM to midnight. Knowledge of the location of campus buildings, streets, and parking facilities of the University of Kansas as well as knowledge of the Parking Rules and Regulations desired will train students in computer skills required for a lush language. Must have accurate time piece and a valid driver's license. Must be a current KU student (six hours minimum enrollment). Fill out an application at the Parking Department office and set up an interview.
Higuchi Biocultural Centers has a student assistant position available (15-20 hrs per week). Position will cover all areas of campus and provide intensive activities of Center. Duties include correspondence, report preparation, computer search, budget preparation and forecasting, federal grant proposal preparation and documentation office tasks. Applicant should have excellent writing and communication skills, experience using personal computers, and knowledge of word processing, spreadsheet and network software. Applications can be obtained from University Labs, 986-5142. Densefine Review of application will remain 30 minutes open until filled.