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Wednesday, January 17. 1996
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
loroscopes
By Landa C. Black
Today's Birthday (Jan. 17). This year, maybe you could publish your memoirs. You might get a chance to travel in connection with your work. If you haven't done anything exciting enough to write about yet, apply for a job at a big organization that requires travel and allows you to make your own decisions. May is good for getting married, but only if you're ready.
Arles (March 21-April 19).
You need some fresh air! There must be some kind of errand you could run for the boss. But, don't forget the errand once you're out there. If you're completely unhappy with your job, you might do well in a military career.
Check out the possibilities.
Taurus (April 20-May 20).
Don't worry if you notice a lot of people wasting valuable time today. It's important to catch up on social obligations, too. In romance, you'll be more successful if you show that you're practical. You be the provider, and let the other one be the little kid!
Gemini (May 21-June 21).
Be careful about charging things to your credit card. You already may have enough debt to last you several years. Even if you don't have a specific destination in mind, go somewhere tonight.
This adventure should last at least through dinner.
Cancer (June 22-July 22). If you try to add up a column of figures, you'll probably get a different answer each time. If you're working at home, your family will mess up the house faster than you can clean it. Tomorrow, you'll be much more effective. Save your energy. Go shopping!
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). There is plenty to keep you busy today. Unfortunately, you're in the mood to do just about anything else. Pay attention, or mistakes will creep into your work. Don't take a risk tonight. A gamble in love or money could go against you. Wait until Sunday.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). An idealistic partner could be very good for you. But don't expect that partner to keep the place the way you like it! Your differences are what keep you interested in each other. Set long-term goals tonight, but expect to add changes later.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You may find love today, if that's what you're looking for. You're almost guaranteed to find a good conversation. This is not the kind of person you can lean on, though. You'll have to carry your own weight. Take care of domestic chores tonight.
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Be careful about what you learn today. A so-called authority may be passing along erroneous or outdated information. Do the math yourself to make sure. You may have to examine the budget before getting something special for your sweetheart tonight.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Don't spend more than you
can afford on lottery tickets.
Your luck is not that kind right
now. You'll be more effective
using your experience. If you're
going to invest, buy a classic.
Also, pay back a debt and return
the item you borrowed.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Don't try to get serious today; it's not worth the effort. Practice being an optimist, whether you think that's sensible or not. It looks like you may be in for a surprise this afternoon or evening. You may have to revise a previous opinion.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
At a meeting today, talk to a different person. Don't worry if you have nothing in common; that will make it more interesting.
Don't spend all day flirting, though. There's a big project you need to finish. Get busy on it; there may be complications.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). Errors in communication are probable today. By the time the message gets through the grapevine, it could be quite different from when it was started. So don't believe everything you hear. A cutting remark from an older person may have been meant as a joke. Laugh it off.
Note: Horoscopes have no basis in scientific fact and should be read for entertainment only.
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PHOENIX — Hailed as a hero for guiding the Phoenix Suns to the NBA Finals three years ago but labeled a loser when his team of walking wounded fell below 500, coach Paul Westphal was fired yesterday.
Westphal, dismissed by Suns president and owner Jerry Colangelo, may be the only NBA coach in history to replace, and be replaced by, the same man — Cotton Fitzsimmons.
Fitzsimmons, a senior executive vice president and color analyst for the Suns, was glad to return to the bench.
"Jerry took my sign off my desk," said the peppery, talkative Fitzsimons, who will be the team's coach for the third time. "It said, 'Vice President of Nothing,' and he very politely removed that sign."
"If any of you want to ask me any negative questions about Paul and his coaching ... don't do it with me."
Fitzsimmons warned reporters not to ask him about alleged bad coaching by Westphal, saying each coach had his own style.
Colangelo said he could wait no longer to make a move, coming on the heels of the Suns' fifth straight loss at home, an 89-74 loss to the Cleveland Cavaliers on Sunday night.
The Rockets also ousted the Suns in seven games in the same round last year.
The team, playing without injured stars Charles Barkley, Danny Manning, John Williams and Kevin Johnson, shot 38 percent, matched the franchise one-game low of 28 field goals set in 1990, and scored the fewest points since the record low of 68 at Kangas City in March 1981.
Meanwhile, Dan Majerle, the player traded to Cleveland for Williams during training camp, got a 3-minute standing ovation from Phoenix fans before the game and scored 20 points.
Colangelo told Westphal a month ago that he was unhappy with the team's play, and he said yesterday he had been considering a move since the Suns took a 2-0 lead in Houston in the second round of the 1994 playoffs but were eliminated in seven games.
"I've been concerned about the path we were taking the last couple of years, and I was just biding my time, hopeful that things would take a turn for the better. It didn't happen that way," Colangelo said.
Ironically, Fitzsimmons groomed Westphal as an assistant for four years before turning over the reins on July 1, 1922 — only to take the reins back yesterday.
Fitzsimons, 65, was 97-67 with the Suns from 1970-72 and 217-111 from 1988-1992, successes which helped him to an 805-745 record in a 19-year coaching career with the Atlanta Hawks, Buffalo Braves, Kansas City Kings, San Antonio Spurs and Suns.
Colangelo acknowledged Fitzimmons' reputation as a pepperpot who coaxes maximum effort from his players. The poor defensive record of Westphal's team has been attributed to his laid-back style and lack of emotion.
"I am not promising anything," Fitzsimmons said. "I don't ever say that we are going to win. I would say that we will play hard, we'll play together, and we'll outhustle our opponents."
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