14 Thursday, December 8, 1988 / University Daily Kansan CALL FOR ENTRIES PINCH Serious Humor Humor Yourself You don't need your parents' money to buy a Macintosh. Just their signature. It's never been difficult for students to convince their parents of the need for a Macintosh* computer at school. Persuading them to write the check, however, is another thing altogether. Which is why Apple created the Student Loan to Own Program. An ingenious loan program that makes buying a Macintosh as easy as using one. Simply pick up an application at the location listed below, or call 800 831 LOAN. All your parents need to do is fill it out, sign it. and send it. If they qualify, they'll receive a check for you in just a few weeks. Thereis no collateral. No need to prove financial hardship. No application fee. *Offer open only to full-time KU students Best of all, the loan payments can be spread over as many as 10 years. Which gives you and your parents plenty of time to decide just who pays for it all. Introducing Apple's Student Loan-to-Own Program Loan applications are available in the computer store at the Burge Union. * 1988 Apple Computer, Inc. Apple, the Apple logo, and Macintosh are registered trademarks of Apple Computer, Inc. Make your dollar go further at ... Barb's Vintage Rose. Barb's vintage rose, cummerburred how tie, aesite, rhinestone jewelry, beaded blouses, victorian wrapping paper, cards, and tags. Barb's vintage Rose barb's vintage rose 144 Burge Union 864-5697 Come by and talk to us about your computer needs today! The perfect gift for the holiday season! Available for any amount. -Gift Certificates- Foreveryone on Santa's list... Films presents... *Tonight* 8:00 ONLY Circle of Deceit This beautiful film, shot on site at the edge of combat in Beruit explores the relationship between political turmoil and the media through the eyes of a German journalist covering the war. Some Students Don't Need A BANK IV Student Loan. Studious "I discovered heretofore unidentified organic compounds in ordinary dorm food which I processed to propel a spaceship the size of Duluth to the Andromeda galaxy and back..." On one hand: Won every scholarship known to humanity. On the other: Needs money only to buy pocket protector and dental floss. Industrious (12 simultaneous part time jobs. Too busy to talk.) On one hand: Learns value of a dollar. On the other: Collapses of exhaustion 2 weeks before graduation. "... and then we'll get up to their campus, steal the weasel mascot, and hold it for 50 kegs ransom." Prankster On one hand: Lots of laughs. On the other: All assets controlled by bail bondsmen. Football Powerhouse Star "Hi, Mom!" On one hand: Can turn pro at any minute. On the other: Needs to finish his education to understand the contract. Most, However, Do Typical College Student “$69.95 for one book?? Used!!” On one hand: Could qualify for a BANK IV Student Loan. On the other: Hasn't applied yet. A BANK IV Student Loan Isn't For Everybody. But it's probably right for you. 'Cause BANK IV believes in you And in the future you're building for yourself.So if you need money for school, send us this coupon.Well send you complete details. Send me information on BANK IV's Student Loan program. Name Address The Strength of Kansas. BANKIV Expected Graduation Year Clip out coupon and mail to: BANK IV Educational Loan Department P.O. Box 1318 Wichita, KS 67201 BANK IV Educational Loan Department / P.O. Box 1318 / Wichita, KS 67201 / (316) 261-2103 or 1(800)283-LOAN