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ENTERTAINMENT
GET INTO THE GROOVES Metropolis Mobile Sound Superior sound and lighting. Professional club, radio DJ's Hot Spins Maximum Party Thrush DJ R. Ray Velasquez 841-7838
FOR RENT
Handel's Import Repair will tune up your car. $35 plus parts, mobile service, 841-6429
JOHN G. SINGS Parties, B-days, singing messages. 841-1874.
2 bedroom apartment for rent second semester. Near laundry, shopping. On bus route. Call 843-6495.
2 berenom 2 & bath apt. with microwave, ice maker and plush carpet. Call 842-5111
*room-coronelightly fits 4-available Dec 31* Sunrise *Village washer/ garage dryer* 2-6hbs-acTiNem court-pool -microwave off 6hb Street. Call 843-4503忽
Affordable, spacious, 2 br. apt. Furn., on bus route, jaccuzi! 841-3880.
Available Jan. thru May, Two bdmr apt,
w/fireplace. 837 Michigan, Sunrise Plane
Free cable, rent negotiable. Call 843-9034
Beginning January 2. Sublease 2 bedroom, 2 bath apartment. Option for direct lease in May. 14th & Kentucky - 749-3932 or 841-1212
Completely Furnished 1,2, and 3-bedroom apartments available immediately & near KU. Call today 841-1212, 841-1255, 841-1429, or 749-2415.
HILLVIEW APTS.
1733 West 24th, 81-5797
NEW LOW PRICES
STARTING AT $255
- 182 bedroom units
* Laundry facilities
* On bus route-near shopping
* Water paid
* Some with gas paid
* Ample off-street parking
* Rental furniture available by Thompson-Crawley
**Complete:** Furnished Studios, 3-2 & 4 bedroom apartments. Many great locations, designed and designed with you in mind. Call 814-1212, 814-6152, or 749-2415. **Mastercraft**
FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED: To share nice 2 bedroom apartment Spring Semester, Call 749-1953.
Female Roofmate wanted to share beautiful apartment in Peppercorn Park. Availiable immediately. Apartment includes, own bedroom, laundry, kitchen, fireplace, and free water. Please call 749 6036.
Female Roommate wanted to share large two story house $200/month. All utilities paid. 841-9656.
Female roommate (graduate student, non-smoker preferred): Shared first floor of house available immediately. Own room. Wather/driver, great location; near campus.
Dobson, princeton.
from campus $12 + 1 utilities, noWD, W/D;
must like cats, non-smoker. Contact Julie at
843-974 or mail to 843-9623 before, after lttp.
For rent. 2-br. tkt - in great location, on bus
line to Princeton. For details: 843-4125,
'May. Call for details: 843-4125'.
For Sublease: 1 bedroom; 1 bikm by KU Union.
Available January: 1 $335/mo. Kurt 749-3854
Fully furnished two bedroom, apartment. Civilized.
Big enough for two. Must go to Nov. 10th &
Arkansas. $340 - utilities. 841-7032 or 749-2415
Janette.
Large 1 br apt. for rent spring semester 1 block north of Union. Furnishings available. $320/mo.
942-8100. best after 9 pm.
Male or Female roommate wanted. Very nice townhouse for 2nd semester. $210/mo. +¹% utilities. On K2 for route. 841-4964.
Nice private room in large furnished house for non-smoker. Call 843-9508.
Male roommate wanted for Spring semester to share spacious apartment: own bedroom, dryer,洗衣; dryer to campus; on bus route, hotel; 1675 mile + 1½ miles. Call Hauy AT 843-6693
Nice two bedroom, bath, fully furnished apartment, available after finals, close to campus and shopping district. Non-smoking roommate wanted to share 2 bedroom on house on Campus. Preferably a grad student.
NAISMITH HALL Stublease. Will give you money for deposit + one half month start. Starting Semester. Call 749-4855
Sunflower House
Student Co-op
Private Rooms
Low rates
Great Location
1406 Tennessee
749-0871
One large bedroom for sublease at Hanover Place immediately. $330 mo, water paid, and furnished.
Call 842-1272 or 842-3556
Quiet, roommate wanted to share two bedroom apartment. Walking distance to campus $135 month plus 1₂ utilities. Start Jan. 1st. 842-8476
Room in nice house very near campus. Share kitchen, bath $160, utilizes paid deposit. 842-597-6891 Single room for sublease 2 bays from Union. 831-543-6564, after 9:30am.
- Sending Semester Sublease. bwr, DW on bus rt
$tpcall$i.Call tcp 749-650 Desertate!
- Newly remodeled
- Great location
- On KU bus route
- Gas heat
- 1 to 4 bedrooms available
LOCATION Available Now!
26th & Iowa 843-6446
Spacious Furnished Studios,
1 & 2 Bedroom Apts. Convenient location to K.U., and on the Bus Route. Carpeted & Draped, Water and Basic Cable Included. We Invite You to Discover Meadowbrook.
M-F 8-5
Sat. 8-5
Sun. 1-4
Sub-lease immediately until May 89 A room with a view! Apple Lane Studio. Desperate! (913) 491-3086
Families welcome. #843-0621
Sublease. Large 2BR apt. on Bus Route. Can sleep 3. Call 841-3430.
Sublease (Jan. 1, May 31): 2 bedroom, 1/2 spacious DUPLEX at MEADOWBROOK
Families welcome . #843-0621
sleep 3. Call 841-3430
Sublease. Nice 2 br duplex, 5yrs old, dishwasher.
Sublease. Nice 2 br duplex, 5yrs old, dishwasher. Call 841-1990.
Sunflower House is taken applications for Spring 89. We offer private rooms, VTV,CRV, game and lady facilities. Low rent, all included in utilities. We offer cooperative living. Try Call 749-8149 or 841-4844.
Boardwalk apartments
BE PLEASANTLY
SURPRISED...
COME SEE THE
BEST KEPT SECRET
IN TOWN!
MON. - FRI. 9-6
SAT. 10-5
SUNDAYS 1-5 p.m.
842-4444 524 Frontier Rd.
(Off of 6th Street)
TRAILRAGE STUDIO available for sublease spring semester. Quit, clean, great location (bus route, laundry, pool, Dillons). Phone 749-363 at 2pm evenings or weekends.
.oo bedroom apt.: Washer/dryer hookups.
garage. 3419 Harvard Drive. 841-8223. Small pets
allowed.
We Bring More Roommates Together by Splitting Them Up.
Colony Woods realizes the closer you are to your roommate the farther apart you want to be. Knowing this, we separate our 2 bedrooms and turn it into a kitchen and living room area.
You can still save money by sharing the rent and keep your privacy too!
2 Bedroom 2 Bath $395.
Ask How We Can Save You $$$.
Colony Woods
1301 W. 24th & Naismith
842-5111
Unfurnished 2 bedroom apt. large bath,
dishwasher, dryer look up $800/month
+ utilities 3 blocks from campus 5 or 8 month
sublease beginning Jan. 1 1982-3822
Two MOD studios for sublease. Dec. 15th? 1203
Oread. Across from Yello Sub. 749-6805. 749-2916.
749-3728.
WANTED - Person or persons to assume a lease at Hanover Place at semester end. If interested call 842.2537.
Luxury...
Privacy...
All these Advantages and more!
Now leasing for the SPRING Semester
1800 NAISMITH DRIVE
LAWRENCE, KS. 60444
913 - 843 - 8559
Naismith Hall...These two words have come to mean something special to KU students. It's hassle-free living that only Naismith can offer. Why worry about utility bills and cooking dinner? Let Naismith Hall take care of all your worries
Ask about our new "DINE ANYTIME"
For information and a tour come by or call today!
WANTED Person or persons to assume a lease at Colony Woods, 1 bedroom, at semester end. Call 843-3918.
FOR SALE
An absolutely awesome array of antiques, glassware, fine antique and used furniture, picture frames, handmade quilts, primitives, dolls, comic books, books, vintage clothing, toys, vintage clothing, books, baseball cards, slot machines, old Parish art, art decoupage, tools Royal Doulton, and so much more. Use tools Royal Doulton, and so much more. **MARKET 181 New Hampshire. Open every Sat and Sun 9-5. For rental info call 842-663-6861.**
Private individual offers riffle audio cassette course in French descendant course. Basic plus advanced tapes and manuals. List price $60; special offers available. Call 800-298-5803 or call 800-298-5803 for 1 p or all day calls.
Comic books, Playboys, Penthouses, etc. Max's Comics. 811 New Hampshire. Open Sat. & Sun. 10-5
For Sale: '86 Bianchi Road Bike, like new. '88
Hard Rock Mountain Bike. 841-809.
Inexpensive bridal boutique has lots of beautiful wedding costumes to offer. Call 842-8222, 2449 Iowa.
GOVT SURPLUS* | *New G.I. Overcams, Combs and safety tools, and safety gear*. OVERCAMS Clothing. OVERCAMS Overcamps. CAMOUFLAGE Clothing. Also CARHARTT Carhartts. Christmas 124. St. Mary's Sales. Sales. Christmas 124. St. Mary's Sales.
southern. FigGraphics news southwest.
southern. FigGraphics news new Wave Fiber.
southern. Si 847-7527.
si 847-7527.
Minolta XOM camera, aperture preferred,
50mm f2 lens 75 plus 175mm f.8 zoonook,
camera 175 or best offer. Evenings, weekends
841-4715
Pevvey Mystic electric guitar, excellent condition
$200 and Crate G-40c amp, almost new, $200,
841-257.
AUTO SALES
175 Fiat, cream cooked, great condition, commitment 790 OBO Eagle to sell. Call Nyansi 841-6941 (323) 790-6941 www.nyansisales.com Excellent condition, 6108-OBO Call 841-9892 Mazda 625 am, u/MFAM/Shooks and looks great. Call 841-9892 (323) 790-6941 www.nyansisales.com
Rock-n-tell . Thousands of and rare albums
at 10 a.m to 5 p.m every Saturday and Sunday
with a special guest. Sleep with the best. A cotton Fuson for $88. Only
at New Wave Futs, 11 Eighth Ave. 942-7378.
GOVENMENT SEIZED Vehicles from $100.
Fords. Mercedes Coventry Surplus
Buyers Guide (1) 8(053)647-6000 Ext. S-944
Must sell 197 Cameron Motor. S-944
Well sell 197 Ford Motor. S-944
LOST-FOUND
Lost, gold snake pin. 4" long near Yello Sub, Nov
1. Sentimental value. 89,658. Reward
HELP WANTED
AIRLINES NOW HIRING. Flight Attendants.
Travel Agents, Mechanics, Customer Service.
Listings. Salaries to $10k per月. Level position levels.
Call ( 815) 427-6900 Ext. A7938
Do you need a job for next semester? **Nepping**
you need a day care worker, a carer or a tutor,
take applications and use taking applications for
part-time aide positions. We will be training in
nepping at the Grichard Corner Nepping Center.
On the Grichard Corner Nepping Center. On the
Freshmen, sophomores, and juniors: train in the summer to become Marine Corps officers after graduation. Attend financial and financial aid available. 65% Iowa. CALL 811-1821.
OVERSESAJES JOBS 8000+ $200/month. Summer Yr. 2015-2016. Job Code: 31032. Email: info@overseasonals.com. KS & BSO KS10. Corolla Da Mar, CA 82502. Part-time workers. Packer Packet is examining medical specimens for the HIP. 49 pm - 5 am. 12 pm - 12, 2noon - 4pm, 4 pm - 5 am. 25 pm - 4 pm, 4 pm - 5 am.
Graduate Student needed to manage 18-unit apartment building in Oakland. Salary and apartment furnished. Phone 1-426-4906.
Local mortuary requires to hire a K.U. student to work every offer night and weekend. Duties include: answering phone & door, light janitorial cleaning, laundry, food service, care of dividual needs to be near, have good communication skills and desire to serve others. This work will be in exchange for a salary, furnished apartments, and benefits.
Part-time help wanted immediately Tuesday,
June 27, at 10 a.m. Job #18533 started paying $6.50. Apply in person or by phone at (714) 925-2222.
49. a.m.
4a. 3m. a.m. Mon.-Fri. For a minimum of 20 hours wk.starting pay $4.25/hr. If interested please call 840.330. Ask for part-time work.
TACO JOHNs - now hire day & Elevens apply
al all locations 10kms Mass, 108 km, W2rd, or 110 km
W4th. Mature, responsible persons need only apply.
Apply between 2.5 km.
SUMMER JOBS OUTDOORS. Over 5,000 Openings! National Parks, Forests, Fire Crews, Stamp. For Free Details. 113 E. Wyoming, Kaiserslau. MT 59001
Staying in town over break? Need $$$ Love Kids? Apply to Children Learning Center 311 for master teacher aid position. Flexible hours, $3.50 per hour.
Reliable baby sister needed at home day-care Part-time, very light work, minimum wage. Interested, call 842-2088.
For additional information and an interview, call 843.1192 and ask for Larry or Phil.
MISCELLANEOUS
65 pigs (O-temp) Cold; 11 fall, fed culture-effects, changes head body, B.T.R.M. heat-stimulation, incubation, cinder, sleep apart, Eden-like lifecycle, early intelligence, balance, take early play; art, calm, compost, compatible, controlled aggressions, physical behaviors at high temperatures, immune-disease, alimentic, panus (unapproach) survival mutilation, constant euphoria, constantly study conventional hogs. Temperature-stimulated definite longevity. When ADM syndrome (functional slaughter) occurs repeat culture
W T C S. The local battered woman's program is looking for a full-time community facilitator. Duties include grant writing, raising funding through grants and scholarships to battered women and their children. Women of color, formally battered women, and different types of battered women are available at Headquarters. Women Studies, Job Service Center, Haskell Health Center, or other sites. Applications must be postmarked by Dec. 31, 2015.
You are a student concerned about responsible behavior in the classroom. Come to the organizational meeting Wednesday November 30, 7:38 p.m. G. Level, K. University Call 614-866-406 for more information.
Chuck, Scooter, Benny, Baldo, Jr.: Three down.
How many more to go? Do you have an itch yet?
Honey Phoenix.
Yorkshire Tennis.
When I died on the cross, my love
4U would be the greatest love of all eternity.
These past 18 months are only a grain of sand!
Zachel B.
SPECIALTY CONSOLE
On Tvs, VC8s, VC10s, musical instruments, cameras, and more. We honor Visa/MC4 M.E.X. J Hawk Pawn & Jewelry.
1800 W 6th Floor
512-783-8900
Buddy. I missed you, ya big Goon! Get excited for Oklahoma. Let's make it unforgettable! Love you! The Big "W".
Kittens $ each. Light brown Tabby male. Black
Tabby male. Grey Tabby female: 942.6088
Alarm Lite it screens for help. Carry in pocket, purse for protection. Loud pressure makes it an excellent attention getting device. Excellent for camcorder. $95.9. P.O. Box 7146, Lawrence, KS.
PERSONAL
BUS. PERSONAL
KRIS - Thanks for the great time at formal!
Hopefully some day things will change. Love,
Todd
FALL Line Shi & Snowboard Tuning
Complete tuning & repair. Home pickup and delivery. Certified Tech. Call 842-502.
government. Photos, Passport, immigration,
viasing. Modeling, theatrical. Advanced fine art
portfolio. Slides can be a valuable asset to your
art future. Tern Neak 724k1.1611.
Pictol Grip Batchet Socket Screwdriver Set
Instal gun socket wrenches, AWL two slot with Phillips screwdriver Zipped gift box. Fifteen piece com-
mander kit. $95.99. P.O. Box 310,
Lawrence Ks.
SKI COLORADO $25/NITE FOR 1 Ten cyan boat
SKI GATES/WATER POOL $40/Aqua room,
games room/grepple, HBO pool, table, ana-
lysis room, lodge, cabin, ski lift
CREEK Creek MOUNTAIN LAKES LOCAL Lakes
Brockureascres, Grand Lake, COs,
Brookureascres
MAX U. HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT???
American Optometric
Dr. Jay J. Burlingame Optometry
Evening Hours
3111 west 6th
841-5288
Assocation Kansas Optometric Association
"Dedicated to Excellence in Vision Care"
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SUNFLOWER DRIVING SCHOOL. Get your driver's license without patrol testing upon successful completion. Transportation provided. 841-2316.
HARPER
HARPER LAW OFFICES 1101 Mass., Suite 201, 749-0123
THE COMIC CORNER
NE corner of 23rd & iracl .841-4294
Role-playing & War Games
100's of miniatures & modules
*The Most Extensive Collection of back-issue comics in Lawrence!
SERVICES OFFERED
K. U. INFORMATION CENTER 845-306. Campus, community events. University procedures. SUICIDE/CRISIS HELP, referrals. 24 lrs/day.
KOP PHOTOGRAPH SERVICES: Ekatachrome processing within 24 hours. Complete B/W services. PASSPORT 80.00. Art & Design Building, Room 200. 844-7677.
MATH TUTOR since 1976, M.A., $6/hr, 843-9032
(p.m.)
matutor. Master's in call and six years teaching experience. Call Alex at 841-7661.
Parts and services for BMW, Motoguzzi
Harley Davidson motorcycles. We accept Visa
and Mastercard. B.C. Auto & Cycle, 315 N. 2nd,
841-6655.
PRIVATE OFFICE Ob-Gyn and Abortion Services
Overland Park (313) 491-6878
Prompt contraception and abortion services in Lawrence. 841-5716.
Pregnant and need help? Call Birthright at 843-4821. Confidential help/free pregnancy testing
QUALITY TUTORING ECONOMICS
STATISTICS, MATHEMATICS. All levels. Call
Dennis 842-1055
Service your car before winter arrives with cooling system, tune up and heater checks. All makes and models. We accept Visa and MasterCard. B.C. Auto & Cycle. 315 N.2nd. 841-6655.
Students: add color to papers, projects, graphics,
drawings and reports with the only full color
copier on campus. Call 864-9244.
very experienced Spanish 104-216 tutor/translator. Results-oriented, systematic approach makes Forsand easier, even fun. 841-6574
Toyota Quality Service
TYPING
1-1,000 pages. No job too small or too large. Accurate and affordable typing and wordprocessing. Judy, 842-7945 or Lisa, 841-1915.
i derm W Word Processing. Former editor transforms your scribbles into accurately spelled and punctuated, grammatically correct pages of letter-quality type. 843-263, days or evenings
2 Smart Typeeting. Dissertation. Thesis, Paper, Resumes and more. Spelling corrected and all output laser printed in your choice of fonts. Low typing prices. 749-2740.
842-4868 for professional typing at reasonable rates. Before 10pm.
Absolutely fast accurate typing. Papers, theses, dissertations, resumes. Reasonable rates 841-9633
Winterization Special only $2995
ACT NOW : Papers, resumes, & cover letters
WRITING LIFELINE. 841-3469
WRITING LIFELEAP, 841-739-6599
Accurate, efficient typing experienced in term papers, theses, mice, IBM correcting Selective, spelling corrected. 843-8654
Accurate typing by former Harvard secretary. $1.25 double-spaced pic page. East Lawrence. Mrs. Mattia 841-129
Accurate word processing. Meadowbrook location.
Reasonable rates. Ten years experience.
Call eavings before 10.749-1961.
MTM ABEWBROOK RESIDENTS - Word processing service available near you. APA format experience, spell check. Call Pat Macak, 843-6708.
EXPERT TYPING. Mary Daw 273-4119 In Topake Accurate professional word processing services. IBM letter quality printer.
- Drain cooling system and replace anti-freeze for protection to 20-30 degrees below zero
Call R.J.'s Typing Service 841-5942. Term Papers, Legal, Thesis, etc. No calls after 9 P.M.
**Computer Science Word Processing**
Dona's Quality Typing Word Processing
datasheets, dissertations, letters,
resumes, applications, mailing lists.
Laser Print. Spelling corrected. 842-7247
for protection to 20-30 degrees below zero.
* Check all fluid levels.
- Check all fluid levels.
- Check battery and startle.
Expert Typist: Reasonable rates. Call 842-3203.
IRON FENCE TYPING: 841-8583.
- Clean & inspect battery terminals/cables.
- Toyotas only
The Peace Store: A Peace Forum; 729<sup>1</sup>
Massachusetts, Wordprocessing, Spelling check.
*841-9223 or 841-2279*
Ellena Toyota 2300 W. 29th Terr.
THEWORDEROCTORS - Why pay for typing when you can have wordprocessing? Legal, these, resumes, commercial, IBM-PC, MAC, DCP dandely wheel, dot matrix, laser. Since 1863.
***Typing at a reasonable rate. Call Barbara at 8431-0111, Monday Thursday and 9 on Friday. Typing word processing on p.c. L-Pqr. Term papers, theses, dissertations, misc. Barb
TOYOTA QUALITY
WHO COULD ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE!
exp 12/31/88
WORD PROCESSING Efficient, accurate. Also tutoring writing projects. Call Anne. 842-7708.
WANTED
Female non-roommate roommate needed second semester to assume lease of two bedroom townhouse, $rent and utilities. On bus route. Call Liai 841-3532
Female roommate will share a 2 bedroom
age, starting Jan. 1. 1989. Village School Apt.
$177 per person + ½ utilizes. After Spen. Call
643-258-0878
Female roommate wanted second semester. Own large bedroom and bathroom. On campus. Call Jackie 843-8388
*emale roommate wanted, very nice two*
*edroom apartment completely furnished. $187 +
 utilities.* 249.5206
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Female roommate needed for second semester.
Assume lease of private bedroom/bath/hall of 3-bedroom apartment. $y$ utilities, $170/month.
Bute room and pool. 842-492-8496.
LOOK- I must sublease my half of two bedroom apt. Rent only 814/month. Many amenities. 842 816 Hurry!
Female roommate for Dec 1st, to share townhouse, $135 per month + 4 utilities $641-742. House Share, Private Room, W & D, furnished, 1 bays from camp all the comforts of home,
Rosmire wanted Georgetown Apartments 8 FDR 609 a.m. - utilities 8 FDR 411-868-1686. Sublease 2 bedroom apartment. Great location 3 blocks from campus & close to downtown $13 a month.
Roommate will want to share a bedroom apartment. Sibileve available at 1, Deposit paid $150. Roommate will want to share a bedroom roommate. Need very convenient and modern apartment. On bus route 10-2 = electricity
Female roommate wanted IMMEDIATELY to share gorgeous Trailgate shop on KU bus route. Own room. Share bathroom w/ one room. $10-$15. utilities w/o Dc.租金: 789-3727.
o female or female roommate to save giant 2 BR apt. 1 bath, wash/dryer/pool, huge balcony, on bus route. $175/mo (negotiable). ½ utilities, Gary B. 841-607-663
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Spring Semester. quiet, studious roommate wants $145/month plus 3 utilities. B48-1626-126
Wanted: someone to provide night support for disabled man from 10 a.m. to 8:30 a.m. Mpa's only.
*(You must have internet access.)*
Spring roommate wanted. Eddingham, pool,
laundry, bus route 8210 plus ½ utilities. Call Alan
841-1564.
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